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Travelling from domodossola to Lugano? You need to ride the FART train
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Poster: A snowHead

Was wondering about using the train since the valley road may be closed - and found that I needed to use the ferrovie autolinee regionali ticinesi - FART - really is...check on the website....

childish but funny......
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

We always get some fartage when skiing in France, and it ALWAYS makes me snigger ( I am 47 and 4 months)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Always enjoyed a rundfahrt......








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My daughter loved the fact that in German, father is pronounced Farter.

So since she began her GCSE German some years ago now, all the kids have all called me "Fart". I try to live up to my name!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Ray Zorro, OK as long as you're not boring and old. wink
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In German, father is 'Vater" and is not pronounced 'farter" as there is no R between A and T and you don't usually pronounce letters that are absent.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...

never summer, http://www.forvo.com/word/vater/ sounds like it to me.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

Ray Zorro, only because that is what you want to hear! Laughing never summer has described it correctly. Many children shorten it to "Vatti" which sounds like fatty! The A sound is a short one not a long one.

When we were travelling through Germany as children, we were fascinated by the size of the town Ausfahrt - my father used to play along with it and tell us that every time we left the Autobahn that we were going to Ausfahrt! Then we twigged that we always went back on via Einfahrt and he came clean and told us it was exit and entrance. Then he told us we were going on an Autofahrt which reduced us to quivering wrecks, crying with laughter, especially as our car did have a tendency to backfire!
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