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Are my skis too long?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
ass holes, just checking the filter
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Shirly, given our location, shouldn't it be arѕeholes?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Really guys, even I in my heyday would have granted the OP some leeway with language
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There's leeway and making it look like you're totally incompetent. IMV if you come on a forum for the first time for direct advice and choose not to or are incapable of adhering to some basic norms for that forum then it's not exactly a surprise. if the OP had suffixed the question with "I'm sorry for poor spelling, I am dyslexic and/or away from my spellchecker" no-one would have given a hard time. Playing the dyslexia card late in the game is a tool sometimes reserved for sore losers (and I'm not accusing the OP of anything in this, just that it's not unknown).

Anyway - I call troll, too perfect for anything else although subsequent edit of opening post is a cunning double bluff wink


Last edited by You need to Login to know who's really who. on Wed 28-11-12 14:29; edited 1 time in total
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Red Leon wrote:
feef wrote:
Red Leon wrote:
feef,

No spell-checker yet invented can make up for gibberish like this..

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Well I'm definitely not coming back here again I was actually going to stay here and get no no some people but some off you people are a bunch off ass holes


It's the poor donkey I feel for... Drilling holes in pack-animals is cruel.


Wouldn't that be 'ass-holers'?


maybe it is.. stfu I'm dyslexic
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fatbob, Very well put, far more eloquently than myself.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
OP your skis are too short

Cut and paste to Word and back.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Ski's to long , get chrome.

Skier to short.
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superduper97, don't listen to these philistines and elitists - THIS is what a rocker is:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7SczI5autzw/TG4rUsig9qI/AAAAAAAAJO8/dOtbRqwIwqs/s1600/0819londonrockers2_500.jpg

and I am sure all the holes in your ass are as God intended, not added later with a Black & Decker.

Bode Swiller,
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it depends if you are turning the ski or letting the ski turn you.

- the aim is to get to the stage where you can't tell, I call it the Zen of Carving. Are you skiing the slope or is the slope showing you the way? When you can't tell, you have either spent too long over a liquid heavy lunch or you are a step closer to skiing nirvana.
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RattytheSnowRat wrote:
superduper97, don't listen to these philistines and elitists .


He's not listening, he's gone to get a more friendly response from his question at TGR.
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Spyderman, m8! Just been talking about you with a purveyor of 'slightly used' WhiteDots (I fear I may, again, have committed to something slightly foolish).

I figured he might have fled in a combination of fury and terror in search of a discounted thesaurus - I doubt if he would have got the jokes anyway. How's tricks - life treating you well I trust?
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RattytheSnowRat wrote:


I figured he might have fled in a combination of fury and terror in search of a discounted thesaurus - I doubt if he would have got the jokes anyway.

Probably ending up with a copy of Jurassic Park wink





.....Coat please.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Spyderman, Boom! Very good.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
You lot need to ski.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
superduper97 wrote:
..............................


and that's what the OP looks like now. Makes more sense.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
^^^can't... bloody skis are too long! Sad
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Bode Swiller wrote:
superduper97 wrote:
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and that's what the OP looks like now. Makes more sense.


4 edits to get to that, Morse Code perhaps?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Ssssssssssss? Turned into a snake? Or a gas leak?
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Timmaah, oh Gawd yes!

Spyderman, {groan}[hands him his coat and waves him off}
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