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Do you turn, but not by carving, jumping or skidding? Truly? How much of the turn?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Well, we need to know!

And how do you do it?


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Thu 13-10-05 14:28; edited 1 time in total
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Stepping ?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Kick turns anyone?
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Fall over. Swivel hips and skis into opposite direction. Stand up again. Ski in straight line.
Repeat as required. Cool
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I have never turned (the high heels were just a phase I was goiing through), I quite like to carve with beef being my favourite, I like a jump, but not keen on skidding.
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hip checks - so much fun in powder - as long as you don't mind a bit of snow down your trousers. Not to be recommended on avalanche prone terrain!
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I blow hard and the force of the air coming out creates an envelope of air around me which trys to push me in the opposite direction to that which I am sliding. I therefore have a choice of techniques by which I then make the turn but mainly I turn my shoulders and chest a little and let the air friction turn me. This is obviously a very basic technique so I apologise for boring anyone .....
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Adam Holt, Seems obvious now you mention it. Similarly if you channel your farts down your leg it makes for an excellent and cheap foot warmer.
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Frosty the Snowman, I was going to bring up the subject of fart utilisation but you see I didn't want to steal everyone elses thunder ....
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Don't ask me how I turn because I don't know.... I am just a natural skier wink Shocked
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Adam Holt, drumrollsmiley.................
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As a regular practitioner of tantric skiing*, my turn technique relies not on anything as prosaic as physics but more metaphysics.

*day-dreaming about skiing
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TUNRS??? I ski in straight lines Confused
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Tin-opener turns are good in flattish breakable crust.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
worm turns
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I've had a funny turn before now.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
If you close your eyes and pray, that sometimes works...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I hover a fraction of an inch above the ground using anti-gravity. Kind of messes up the downhill aspect though.
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You can also turn by jetting and kangarooing.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
flicksta, you need directional AG. It's great in races when your personal coefficient of gravity exceeds 9.81 m/s^2 wink
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I pretty much carve all of my turns. I do it by transferring my weight from my inside to outside ski.
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Yes!
I have done swivel turns on the top of a mogul. I have also resorted to dragging one ski pole when testing out slalom skis at SG speeds (not reccomended).
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