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Boris, "which" can be pushed? Who, surely.
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Rule 40. vomiting in après bars is only cool if you hit somebody's hood or helmet and continuing drinking.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Rule 41. You can only have a name change on snowheads if incidents occur whilst on snowheads bashes.
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Rule 43 – When sharing a room never engage in single handed jazz hands.
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Rule 44 - What goes on a bash, stays on a bash
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Rule 29a. The front of a chair-lift queue is designed for getting on the lift. It is not for waiting for your friends.
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Drinking alcohol is not allowed while skiing, unless it results in the behaviour described in rule 7b
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Rule 40 Speak in a manner suited to your age, skiing and/or image. Do not use words such as "rad, gnar, pow" etc unless you are a young tw@t.
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Smokin Joe wrote:
Rule 40. vomiting in après bars is only cool if you hit somebody's hood or helmet and continuing drinking.
Ha! Now I know: U love Kramer and want to marry him! Wink
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Good Lord, I'd forgotten that one Laughing Laughing Laughing
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A certain married couple will never forget though!

Every time they hear "Championaaaayy", it 'puts them off' for a month!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
But I was there for the 'bathroom incident' wink
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7a. Rules are for tw@s Twisted Evil
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
'A whoopie' ? apparently in Pittsburgh it's a kind of cream pie.
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Rule 40. Never talk about hamsters.
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Smokin Joe, that's the Top Gear thread spiked for good.

Rule n+1 (where n = the last rule number in the current sequence): You may only reveal your SnowHeads identity to those who you have skied with or who have obliged you with a whoopies after you have carried their skis.

Rule n+1 (where n = the last rule number in the current sequence): No wearing any apparel derived from a Marmotte under any circumstances except backcountry survival situations.
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This rocks thank you feef,
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
What is the current rule/question for identifying fellow sHs IRL?

Also deffo agrees what goes on a bash stays on a bash!!

No sock jacuzzi incidents either...
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This is the gayest thread I have ever seen.
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^ Ahem Rule 7
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fatbob wrote:
^ Ahem Rule 7




..applied perfectly Smile


With a hint of rule 18
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Nope. Still gay.

ref rules 5 and 12. Homoerotic posturing, boys.

Smile
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No skiing blind corners on red runs without sufficient ability.
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Harry Flashman wrote:
Nope. Still gay. Homoerotic posturing, boys.


Is that the homophobia or the insecurity talking?
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Serriadh wrote:
Harry Flashman wrote:
Nope. Still gay. Homoerotic posturing, boys.


Is that the homophobia or the insecurity talking?


Both, obviously.

Actually, I'm not homophobic. I was using "gay" in the childish, schoolboy way, rather than impugning or insulting the life choices of a significant number of individuals. Nor am I insecure (about my sexuality, anyway - my skiing leaves something to be desired, I will admit).

All of that said, this is a still a gay thread, so there. The "rules" are spectacularly silly. But I'm guessing that's sort of the point. NehNeh
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Harry Flashman, the scales fall, he sees the light! If you want serious go see the SCGB.



(btw they just LOVE the C*CK over there! Can't get enough!)
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Very Happy
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
justatheory wrote:
No skiing blind corners on red runs without sufficient ability.

New rule needs inserting I think OP Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Harry Flashman wrote:
This is the gayest thread I have ever seen.
Hi, I'm the resident Snowheads tranny. Pleased to meet you Toofy Grin
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Bump.

We're well into the new season... Who's been breaking the rules this year? Neh Neh
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feef, Zero G is still claiming to be female. I don't know if there is a rule for that yet Puzzled
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feef,

Only just found this because of the recent comments - the whole thread's hilarious Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Rule 40. Skiing in 40 year old kit/clothes is only acceptable for solo skiers. If you turn up as a posse do not be surprised if you are accused of having a penchant for a different type of grooming.


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Harry Flashman wrote:
Actually, I'm not homophobic. I was using "gay" in the childish, schoolboy way, rather than impugning or insulting the life choices of a significant number of individuals.


Life choice?

So when did you choose to be straight?
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feef, do you know Putin?
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thecramps wrote:
feef, do you know Putin?


As in the Russian Pres?
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Is that in as 'to know intimately' Twisted Evil
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jesus, my life was way too short to read that, I only got a few rules, but I like harden the fk up...... the whole kit thing is just for when you want to pose, so it doesn't matter to me, I hire good quality each time, have boots and fly. Skis are in the attic, lol.
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That's brightened my Sunday early shift up! Been here since 5am Sad 5 and 7 will get you through most situations I reckon. Very Happy
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Thought its about time we woke this thread up and to see if there should be any additions? I rekon these should be printed and follow us in the bashes Happy
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