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Just noticed on the Courchevel website that they are going to provide an Indian theme for the Indiens piste above C1650. What on earth could that mean? Do you think that skiers wil have to flee from brutal axe wielding Cheyenne? Skirt around the white man's brutal oppression of the natives? Wigwam bivouacs in case you get stuck overnight?

I would have thought that a tree-lined green run in a gentle and wide gully would have been sifficient theming for a piste like Indiens?
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Maybe it involves skiing through an ice replica of the
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Tremendous. Imagination goes into over-drive. Every resort seems to have a Marmottes piste, so that is employment for them. Presume you have to dodge them. Sanglier, which I think is a wild boar might be more difficult. Genepi presumably means you must drink quantities of the green stuff before starting down. This one will run. snowHead snowHead
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rob@rar.org.uk, ah but could it alternatively mean curry and sitar music ?
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In La Plagne (or Tignes) there was a Milka Piste, a purple run of course Very Happy
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boredsurfin wrote:
In La Plagne (or Tignes) there was a Milka Piste, a purple run of course Very Happy

And in Les Arcs. A couple of times I've been given free chocolate by a skiing purple cow.
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rob@rar.org.uk, I know a 9 year old that would spend all day on that same piste if there was a chance of free sweeties. Very Happy
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boredsurfin, doesn't appear that often, fortunately, and not always in the same Milka area. I was once acosted some distance from the cow's home pasture.
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rob@rar.org.uk wrote:
boredsurfin wrote:
In La Plagne (or Tignes) there was a Milka Piste, a purple run of course Very Happy

And in Les Arcs. A couple of times I've been given free chocolate by a skiing purple cow.


I'll have what he's smoking, purple skiing cows indeed. Next you'll be telling me that giant ones stand at the side of the pistes during ski races.
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rob@rar.org.uk,
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I was once acosted some distance from the cow's home pasture.


....................(Insert witty comment!) Shocked
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I'll have what he's smoking, purple skiing cows indeed. Next you'll be telling me that giant ones stand at the side of the pistes during ski races.


I have seen the purple cows as well. We may all have all been adversley affected by the contents of the Kate Moss thread wink
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damn, those purple cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when I was in La Clusaz one was hanging around the ecole du ski next to the gondola stations and this poor little lad was scared of it! It had ski boots on and i saw it skiing! it's become a standing joke between me and my mum!!!!!! they're freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
argh a skiing purple upright cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like the giant penguin 'Bobo' that some Austrian resorts use as their childrens ski mascot. Many a time I've been tempted to ski off after a young lady instructor wearing a Bobo rucksack...

Aside from that Piste's should be 'snow' themed snowHead
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Pra Loup has a Milka piste and also one called Air France - I don't think I've ever been down the Air France one so can't say if it's lined with surly baggage handlers.
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I have been known to ski after a rapidly departing purple cow begging more chocolates, and ended up racing one one day in a challenge Embarassed
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boredsurfin, the kids used to love the Milka Piste, there is/was one in Serre Chevalier too. The Milka cow would give out free chocolate.
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Damn, I think I'll have to ask Wengen to get a new Milka piste, I love their chocolate Embarassed
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Damn, I think I'll have to ask Wengen to get a new Milka piste, I love their chocolate

I prefer the more expensive swiss stuff, anyone got a contact at Lindt, maybe we could do some influencing Very Happy
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snowbunny, I have to agree. Milka isn't very good chocolate, and Lindt is just lush, especially when you bite the Lindt Bunny's head off! Shocked wink
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IncogSkiSno, Good job I'm not a chocolate rabbit Shocked
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snowbunny, ok compared to Lindt, Milka's not in the same league, but it's still better than Cadburys
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D G Orf, I can't stop thinking about how much I want to eat some chocolate now wink
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Yep, that is what this thread has done to me too.

I need choccie NOW Twisted Evil
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Isn't there a piste at Kitzbuhel called Alte kase, which I think means old cheese. might stop you all thinking of chocolate! snowHead
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Chris Bish, I'm sure that certain cheeses and chocolate are meant to complement each other. Hmmm chocolate wink
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I could'nt hold out any more. I went and got some choccy, and D G Orf, it was Lindt, and it was lovely Little Angel
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snowbunny, Little pickers wear bigger knickers!!! Laughing wink
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IncogSkiSno, rolling eyes Hmmm, thanks for that. I had carefully omitted telling you about just how much I ate, during this little lapse in my normally good behaviour Very Happy
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Anybody go and get cheese? snowHead
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Next idea! Gunfights on the OK piste. (at Val d) Pistols cold be picked up at the top of the Furnival and you could happily blast away at each other while skiing down. Might help reduce lift queues. Maybe not...... snowHead
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Chris Bish, The guilty and dieters could go for the healthy option at Courchevel's Fruit Junction perhaps Very Happy
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IncogSkiSno wrote:
snowbunny, Little pickers wear bigger knickers!!! Laughing wink


Laughing Laughing not heard that one before!
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There is a piste in La Thuile called Fourclaz Bassa, which I thought perhaps had a "Glaswegian" theme
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The aptly named " Oh God " above Wengen which used to be an off-piste route but is now classified as free ride piste. Seriously though it is not too bad except when the weather conditions are poor. For a photo of it see my gallery.
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and the pistol thing is a good idea. laser quest/paintball on skis!
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hibernia, it lives up to its name when the fresh snow has been swept off the ice Twisted Evil
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Cathy Coins,
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snowbunny, Little pickers wear bigger knickers!!!


not heard that one before!

I know, very unoriginal rolling eyes but therein, lies a private joke between myself and snowbunny wink
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Crazy skier jules - I'm sure Milton Keynes snowdome does a paintball type of event...
Just looked it up and its http://www.xscape.co.uk/miltonkeynes/news/details.asp?id=77&r=
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IncogSkiSno wrote:
I know, very unoriginal rolling eyes but therein, lies a private joke between myself and snowbunny wink


No, truly - I hadn't heard it before and thought it was funny.
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