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Billy New Mates?
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Piste da sci - o nuts.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You're over thinking this.

Wayne wrote:
We can’t use Billy Snow Mates (or anything like it) as it has negative connotations.

Billy - Billy Bunter – Punter

This is the same reason that I “never” use nick-names in a ski class as they may be derogatory, even if their mates use them. e.g my name is John and this is Smelly. Fair enough they may pong a bit, but they have not employed a ski instructor to bring any (possibly) hurtful name-calling into their holiday situation.

Along the same lines, the skiers may have no mates (for a couple of hours or even the whole holiday), but it’s their holiday, they have paid to enjoy it. I would imagine the people on their own for a few hours may not mind the Billy No Mates tag, but if someone has arrived alone, does bringing up the possibility that they may be social inept, increase their enjoyment of our product. I doubt it.


They (whoever "they" are), are a) unlikely to be there or choose to be there if they are socially inept. And, b) if they are socially inept, it is more than likely they wouldn't get the reference.

As a TO, perhaps the reference to Billy Bunter - Punter says more about your view of the buying clientèle than about their view of themselves. I've certainly never thought of my customers in that way and nor of myself, in that regard, as a holiday maker.

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Remember that the idea is to simply allow people who may be skiing alone to meet up with other who also may be skiing along. e.g They may have arrive on holiday alone, they may have dropped off the other people in the party into ski school, the other members of their group may not wish to ski for the day/morning, etc.


In which case the vast majority of sane snow sports lovers would immediately identify with their "predicament" and the reference and solution.


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Piste Whores Toofy Grin

Might generate some interest plus a whole new side line to market to those socially inept wierdos that you mention earlier wink
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TBH I had no idea that was the origins of "Billy" in that context.
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Punter Net.


That one, was (and maybe still is) taken. It was the name of a site to connect people with, ahem "escorts"... Haven't checked if the original site is still performing the same service....
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Mr Piehole wrote:
Punter Net.


That one, was (and maybe still is) taken. It was the name of a site to connect people with, ahem "escorts"... Haven't checked if the original site is still performing the same service....


Yes. I know.
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I suppose Skiers Wives is out then.
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Sorry.. it's getting silly now.
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Girls Ski for Free ?



Ahhh, you'll be wanting www.ski-bunnies.com in that case.... Toofy Grin
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anarchicsaltire wrote:
I suppose Skiers Wives is out then.


Couloir Climax.

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Liking Wayne's World - how about 'Wayne's Whirl' since you are talking about a limited time between ski school hours?


This is a freakin' mobile phone app if ever I saw one.
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You can't use "Waynes World".
It alludes to both levels of excellence and times of party which Wayne would be contractually obliged to deliver.
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Barely Parallel.



Shirley that should be "Rarely Parallel"
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You can't use "Waynes World".
It alludes to both levels of excellence and times of party which Wayne would be contractually obliged to deliver.


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Wayne wrote:
Richard_Sideways wrote:
You can't use "Waynes World".
It alludes to both levels of excellence and times of party which Wayne would be contractually obliged to deliver.


Eta Beta bar - about 5pm most days late Dec to early April; excellent !

Toofy Grin


Piste2Pissed? Toofy Grin
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Chasseur wrote:
feef wrote:
Girls Ski for Free ?



Ahhh, you'll be wanting www.ski-bunnies.com in that case.... Toofy Grin



Jeeez! getting paid to ski!

I'm in the wrong business... and the wrong sex.
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Jeeez! getting paid to ski!

I'm in the wrong business... and the wrong sex.


I'm not sure their getting paid to "ski" Shocked

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Ski companion meeting point?

Ski Companions.
Thanks skiester, now we're getting somewhere.
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Wayne,
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Ski Companions.


Looks like True Alpine beat you to that one Toofy Grin
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Ski M8's ?
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livetoski wrote:
Wayne,

Ski M8's ?


That's not bad. An alternative could be Snow M8s
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Looks like True Alpine beat you to that one Toofy Grin



I have just looked at their site and it seems they are using “Ski Companions” as just another phrase for ski guiding.

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Maybe I’ll offer one of the Ski-Bunnies a full season and see if that increases the uptake of the companion service.

Does anyone have any preference to which ski-bunny I should employ
I will need reasons and justification e.g. education, conversational ability and language skills, etc, etc Toofy Grin

(not sure Mrs_W will agree to this BTW)
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Well not that I have too much time to spare looking through the choices (ahem), given the "half your age + 7 rule", Simone or Anita Toofy Grin

Not sure any other justification needed Toofy Grin
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Does anyone have any preference to which ski-bunny I should employ

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=91246 Think boardbabe80 could help you out wink
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