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We found a use for porridge........

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We have written here before about our attempts to learn boarding and what had developed into fear and hatred but an unwillingness to give up.

This afternoon in Arc 2000 we decided to have another stab and boy are we glad we did. The snow had soften to the point that it was horrible to ski on. Yet boarding on porridge and very soft snow is great when you want to learn or practice and yes it clicked. We did turns and we didn't fall, even managed some flat and got some speed up. Even more impressive mrsfatcontroller got of 5 lifts without falling or taking several skiers out.

Message to anyone on skis looking at porridge on the slope and thinking of going in for the day. Don't, go hire a board....... Madeye-Smiley Cool Madeye-Smiley Cool
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thefatcontroller,
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mrsfatcontroller got of 5 lifts without falling

Should have gone to La Plagne, the lifts are so slow....... Toofy Grin
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boredsurfin, We didn't want to go to La Plagne for the 3rd time this week and experience the crap snow, again... wink Laughing
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thefatcontroller, never found snow too soft to have an enjoyable ski in?? Even in last years +20 heat wave early April, was still blasting late afternoon slush
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kitenski, Hate skiing slush on skis, find slush heavy to hit through with the back end of your skis and at times where you expect a turn to complete you the back end just doesnt come through. I watch guys flying through slush but I ain't that good Embarassed , anyway we had a ball this afternoon up a mountain which is what it is all about isn't it wink snowHead
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glad you enjoyed it.

i like being able to ski and ride - they are different and are suitable for different conditions.

Now i am off to try those snowscooter things....
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kitenski,

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grey wrote:
glad you enjoyed it.

i like being able to ski and ride - they are different and are suitable for different conditions.

Now i am off to try those snowscooter things....


Yep thats the reason we have persevered with learning to board. We wanted options. Maybe in about 3 years when we have cracked boarding fully we will try one of those snowbike things wink Laughing
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thefatcontroller wrote:
anyway we had a ball this afternoon up a mountain which is what it is all about isn't it wink snowHead


Indeed Smile
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thefatcontroller wrote:
mrsfatcontroller got of 5 lifts without taking several skiers out.

Needs to try harder Twisted Evil
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Masque wrote:
thefatcontroller wrote:
mrsfatcontroller got of 5 lifts without taking several skiers out.

Needs to try harder Twisted Evil


Sorry to report that we both must have had a deathly look about us as over 2 days in Les Arcs only 1 other person dared to get on a lift with us and we missed him.Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

God it was quiet and we ended a glorious week on a high as we at last 'got' boarding. Can't wait till next year.
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thefatcontroller, just wait 'till your first powder day. snowHead
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thefatcontroller wrote:
Even more impressive mrsfatcontroller got of 5 lifts without falling


Falling off lifts? Tsk tsk tsk... wouldn't catch me doing that.. Toofy Grin

(hello stranger, ltns) Very Happy
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Schuss in Boots, Oi Beatch. Your name came up in conversation today. I haven't forgotten how you teased a starving man by uttering the sexiest words a starving man can hear 'no way will I will be able to eat all my tartiflette, I will have a little then will you finish it?' God yes I will I shouted (after I have fininshed mine Toofy Grin). Then, oh yeah then, you eat the bloody lot and started chewing the enamel off the bowl. I ain't forgotten. Now bog off back to the two sticks threads and leave me with my snow boarding buddies.

PS I just wish I had videod you going ar*e over t*t on the begineers lift in Tignes. Would have made millions flogging that to you've been framed all over the world. Sad Sad Sad
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thefatcontroller, just wait 'till your first powder day. snowHead


No rush, only 9 months of dreaming. Sad Cool
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Been enjoying great bowlfuls of porridge over in La Plagne last week. Glad you and missus are feeling the power of the darkside again thefatcontroller.
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thefatcontroller, I missed you too sweetie Laughing Laughing Laughing OK, here's a plan.... you show me a gentle black run (y'know... just to practice on) Twisted Evil and I'll share my tartiflette with you NehNeh
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