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What's strange about these skis??

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Notice anything a little unusual about these skis?!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Yeah, the red bindings at the front really clash colour wise with the yellow ones at the back... Wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Do they wear them together or one foot in front of the other or is that some clever photo editing ?
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ee lad, d'you ride tandem?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Skis designed for pillion passengers?
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Ones longer than the other?
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As Alan spotted, these two hold the tandem world record at Les Arcs in the Flying K - 191 kph...
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
That really is completely bonkers Shocked And one is longer than the other...
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Before anyone gets any ideas we do not give lessons in this at my slope Shocked
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PG, the Tandem World Record? You mean there are more than these two guys who do it? What sort of crazy speeds would the weight of two guys acheive on a single pair of skis?
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rob@rar.org.uk, yeah, but the other guys put the yellow bindings at the front...
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Wear The Fox Hat, not sure about yellow bindings, but if I was on the back of those things I'd certainly leave a trail of yellow snow!
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Doing a kick turn on tandem skis involves sex (check Kama Sutra p.97), so the sexual orientation (sic) of your partner may be a consideration.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Turn the second pair of bindings around and you'd have a big advantage when doing 180s.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
In the unlikely event that no one's tried it, you could get three sets of bindings and establish another record!
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MartinH, Don't know about that, I reckon the skiers would be a little too close for comfort.... still haven't worked out how skier no. 2 gets into a tuck position.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
PG, ask Masque wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Are you sure that the skis are long?. They could be dwarfs.
Would look very impressive if dressed as a pantomime horse
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Would look very impressive if dressed as a pantomime horse



Laughing Laughing Laughing
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The guy in the rear must have a "pre-race menu veto" clause written into the contract.
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Martin Bell, Laughing
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PG wrote:
MartinH, Don't know about that, I reckon the skiers would be a little too close for comfort.... still haven't worked out how skier no. 2 gets into a tuck position.


Think about where the hands would be Shocked Mind you, I suppose the 2nd person could use that for his advantage, plum squeezing for steering signals.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Lucky the Flying K course is straight, then!!
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Martin Bell wrote:
The guy in the rear must have a "pre-race menu veto" clause written into the contract.

Would the use of beans and beer be construed as illegal propulsion?
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MartinH, wind assisted times don't count Laughing
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Shouldn't the question be: What's strange about these skiers?
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