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W is for Whiteout
 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

A true whiteout is when you cannot see your hand, held at arms length from your face, due to the severity of the blizzard you are in. Skiing in these conditions can be very hazardous and is best avoided, look for runs sheltered by thick forest to get better visibility.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

This item warrants illustration, DGO:

Malevich-white-painting
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

I've been in the windless foggy variety. The ground lost definition, badly. I couldnt tell if I was moving or not, and fell over. The whole thing was wasted, even if there had been an audience nobody would have seen me.
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7.5 years? That's some white out you got lost in . . .
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

It took a while, I can tell you. A little convoy of lost skiers formed up in the end, and, after a lot of argument ("C'est unpiste", "Non!") struggled slowly back to civilization
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