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If you thought that snowboarders had exclusive rights ...

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
... to sit in the middle of the piste, just over the brow of the hill, then you were wrong.

The difference is that skiers like to keep moving.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
David Goldsmith, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
David Goldsmith, there's no bowl, are they french ski-commodes with a straight drop through? And surely they need quick release seat belts to go with those straining bars but they'll certainly please IncogSkiSno with her fear of squatting.
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Masque, Laughing
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Masque, IncogSkiSno,'s not alone there Shocked
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Masque, you're being invited to sit in the middle of the piste, but if you really insist ...

... here's a wheeled version if you're straining for a bit of downhill action before the first dumps of winter.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
By the way, if one bowl is not enough, here's the backside of Vail


"We have the runs"
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
David Goldsmith, Laughing Laughing Laughing (again)
Are we in a particularly witty mood today? NehNeh
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
It's all Masque's fault, flushing toilet humour into a respectable thread yet again. Here's a "bear trying to break into a snow outhouse" [at least that's what it says on the caption]

Why would a bear want to do that? Can't find the woods?
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
David Goldsmith, That's nice, blame me for my lack of toilet training rolling eyes

And every bear knows that humans taste better when they're not full of . . . . . . Cool
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
I was once told that my ski position was 'armchair' and a french instructor asked if I had had lessons in Switzerland because of my armchair skiing position (I learnt to Ski in Switz!) The picture gives the comment a whole new meaning Toofy Grin
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
boredsurfin, Our Austrian Ski Instructor used to call it "Zee Engleesh Toilet Pozeetion" Confused
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
IncogSkiSno, Back in the day my father (and probably most of Wengen) used to refer to "The Great brittish lavatorial position" - much more upmarket, don't you think? Little Angel
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
People often adopt the position even if they're only marginally off-piste
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