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Thread on Epic at moment. What nicknames - common or otherwise - have you heard for the European and US resorts?

(Val Despair, Merihell, Les Manures, etc)

And for the less common resorts how about making a few up?
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Not so much a nickname, but people seem to get a "I think I'm very cool" tone in their voice when they refer to "Cham".
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
beanie1, Same with Val Diz. It is compulsory in our circles to pronounce Tignes as TIG NEZ, and in a strong "Boro" accent.
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PG, Les Deux Alpes should be know as Alp and a half. Risoul is the one-piece ski suit (Nevica circa 1970) capital of the Sud Alpes but I can't think of a snappy nickname.
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Frosty the Snowman, in a similar vein, my family refuse to call La Plagne anything other than la Plagh knee.
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Serre Che for Serre Chevalier, but does that even count? Razz
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That could always be "Sez she" Wink - and what about the representative of the Australio-French Ministry of Culture - "Les Gits"
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Mad Eskimo for Madesimo?
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GrahamN wrote:
That could always be "Sez she" Wink - and what about the representative of the Australio-French Ministry of Culture - "Les Gits"

Razz
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Saises - Says He
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Frosty the Snowman, in a similar vein, my family refuse to call La Plagne anything other than la Plagh knee.
I thought that was the correct pronounciation. Very Happy
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Avoriaz - Avril and Baz
Morzine - Too Packed
Flaine - Japanese totty
Samoens - Usual punters
Les Arcs - Noah's mountain
BSM - Learner Resort
Les Ge(i)ts - Surrey s***s


poor effort really
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Read somewhere that kiwis have Mount Shut and The Unremarkables.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
And the Aussies Mount Buller - Mount Bullsh*t

and if I may quote Mr WTFH who hasn't spotted this thread yet:
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Meribel = MerryHell
La Plagne = La Plague
Brides Les Bains = Bride Lesbians
Tignes = Tig-ness
Les Arcs = Les @rse
les menuires=les menure, gay men-queer
le praz = less spaz
morzine = morphine
les toussiure = les tosser
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shat hell
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Tony Lane, Was just about to say Sh*t Hell too! But it came out as poo poo which really won't do. Shocked


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IncogSkiSno, Oh come one I used an ! instead of i !!!! This is crazy!!!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
So I can write Sh*t with an * but not with a ! . I was doing this the other day why has it suddenly changed?
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Zermatt = Zerexpensive Shocked
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Kenzie, same applies to XScape - (Xpensive)
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The Tamworth no-snow dome?
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Or following the same theme the Castleford "no snow on the lift because it's dangerous" dome?!!
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All being hopeless at French, my Group call Le Chinaillon, Chin Chila. 2006 will be our third year in a row there and when I phoned up to book the chalet last month, I still couldn't pronounce Chinaillon right to the chalet managers.
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Sauze d'Oulx = Saucy Ducks
Madonna the Cami Girl - MAdonna di Campiglio
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Sauze d'Oulx also "Suzy does it"
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David@traxvax, Digression: LDA is called that because of the original 2 villages (and still 2 communes), not because of the 2 mountains! Thus, which village would be the half?? Even more war than currently? Shocked

ADH = alp de huey
Val d'Isere = "Val dahhhling"
Briançon = Brian and son
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Kids loved going over the back in la Plagne to Champagny-en-Vanoise, but called it "Champagne".
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Murren - pure heaven Laughing Laughing
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Chris Brookes, Come on you know who'll better that one !snowHead
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
IncogSkiSno, lol, i know snowHead but i'm timing the response... Laughing
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Chris Brookes, bit slow tonight then eh! Laughing
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IncogSkiSno, must be doing his hair snowHead
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
IncogSkiSno, no, he's (fox)trotting out excuses again - if you're thinking of whom I'm thinking.
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The Rosy Ear
Korma Ear

Badgastein = Fartsville
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laundryman, snowHead like it
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For that same snowhead what about - Orfengen
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Ray Zorro, snowHead

and still no comment
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Chateaux D'Ouex = Chatty Ducks

La Tania = Le Pub
(well it is all thats there!)

La Clusaz = La Clueless

Aviemore = no snow anymore

A slight diversion into Tour ops.

First Choice = Last Resort Toofy Grin
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laundryman, Yes I was Laughing Sad Laughing
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Flaine = phlegm in our household!
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