 Poster: A snowHead
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What would resort tag lines be like if the marketing department told the truth? For example while Verbier would have you believe it's "Naturally Great" a more realistic line might be:
Verbier because Daddy is an investment banker.
Other examples might include:
Meribel - why speak French.
Morzine - some prefer mud.
Nendaz because you're too cheap for Verbier.
St Anton - who needs girls?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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La Rosiere - because we like wind.
La Plagne - it's flat. (That sould keep the boarders away! )
Les Arcs- 'cos we like ice.
Val Thorens - best avoided in May.
Tignes- err, we've got a Glacier.
Les Gets - Because we couldn't afford Merribel
Last edited by Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person on Fri 27-05-11 12:20; edited 1 time in total
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Beaver Creek - because it sounds funny
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La Grave - Definitely no girls and make sure you've a gnarly beard
Engelberg - Swedes in loud trousers will have tracked it first
3 Vallees - Miss commuting when you're on holiday? Not here
Anything owned by Vail - Look it's just like Europe, isn't it quaint?
Kimberley - We've got a big cuckoo clock made of MDF
Scumshine Village - We haven't really got the hang of social media yet
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Les Menuires - best viewed from rear-view mirror
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Brides le Bain - more in the valley than in the 3 Vallees
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La Thuile - because La Rosiere is worth it...... 
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Andermatt - Watch Swiss bankers pretending to be squaddies.
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Tignes - If Carlsberg did ugly
Les Menuires - the boil on the ass of the 3V
La Plagne - fart and you'll improve the atmosphere
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Oz en Oisans - more of a pot stop than a lunch stop 
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Anything owned by Vail - Look it's just like Europe, isn't it quaint?
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Arcs 1950 - Look it's just like Disneyland, ain't it quaint?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Grandvalira - Everyone welcome, especially smokers and pikeys.
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La Plagne - it's flat. (That sould keep the boarders away!
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You know it makes sense.
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St Foy Tarantaise - pay top prices for your chalet here, and then drive somewhere else every day.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Last time I was in La Plagne, an old French guy on a lift asked me what I thought of the place.
"All right" I said.
He replied, "In France we say,'The girls are not so beautiful in La Plagne'" and went on to explain, in essence, that if they weren't mingers, they'd be somewhere that blokes with money went 
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Poster: A snowHead
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Squaw Valley - By some fluke we got the Olympics once so we'll make sure you know ad nauseam
Breckenridge - It's high, you'll be knackered before you've even got your boots on
Alta - F Off boarders (actually that is pretty much their slogan already)
Whister - bring your brolly
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Levi - why all the locals go to Chamonix.
Chamonix - Vain Skandinaavit sallivat
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Courchevel -Дайте нам ваши деньги
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Milton Keynes - short turn heaven
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Tignes - You came here first because the prices were cheap. Come back now and see how we've changed.
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Poiana Brasov - The grass is always greener on our side. Literally.
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horizon, LOL
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| Spud9 wrote: |
| Courchevel -Дайте нам ваши деньги |
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Chamonix - It's what's on the outside of your pack that counts.
Whistler - where Australians give a XXXX for any XXXX.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Zermatt - Brings out your inner train-spotter
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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St. Moritz - Skiing, a sport accessible to all... in your resort maybe!
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Vail - more catwalk that piste, it's about the journey not the destination
MK - let's go sledging!
Borovets - destroying skis since 1896
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You know it makes sense.
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Bansko, no, not even enough for a snowheads snowEvents bosh
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Zermatt - pretty mountain, pretty resort, pretty prices
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Sunshine - because it doesn't
Sunshine - just what the boss orders
Lake Louise - you can sort of see it
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Meribel - Hooray
Les Arcs - minus 200m
Sauze D'Oulx - drag tastic
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Italy - because it's better than Bulgaria
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The Sella Ronda - great light in the day, no light at night
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Austria - a smokers paradise
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Scotland - you should have been her last season.
Cairngorm - you'll be blown away
Glencoe - hard as ice
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Cairngorm - you'll be blown away
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Brilliant
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All resorts - Best snow on the upper slopes (according to SCGB)
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Ski Dubai - because we're rich enough
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Resort X - because to tell you I'd have to kill you
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