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What makes the perfect apres ski song?

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Of the Germanic variety of course. I'll get you started

Has got to be that beat (c. 2 beats per second) that allows you to bend ze knees up and down rythmically, whilst drinking beer on a table/bench Toofy Grin

Any more spec that should be included?
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Unpleasant on the ear yet catchy to the point you'll be caught inadvertently humming it 6 months later.
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boabski,What makes the perfect apres ski song? Lots of lager and Jaegermeister.
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I can do bad taste Toofy Grin

http://youtube.com/v/aNsmiqmaEWo


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A crowd singing in the background of the track is another must
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An opening first few bars that make you think it's going to be a great song, that you recognise, only to find out it's a berserk remix which as long as you've been skiing, been drinking and are prepared to dance in your skiing attire is equally brilliant - just don't listen to it for the rest of the year.
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achilles, that is not bad taste, that is iconic.
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Anything which isn't Austro-Germanic poptrashtic. Any song that has a recognisable dance/set of hand gestures should only ever be played in school discos for 13 year old girls.
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Circusthing wrote:
An opening first few bars that make you think it's going to be a great song, that you recognise, only to find out it's a berserk remix which as long as you've been skiing, been drinking and are prepared to dance in your skiing attire is equally brilliant - just don't listen to it for the rest of the year.



This is a description of everything played in the Mooserwirt. Smile
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I reckon it's the catchy lyrics

They are the kings of the Eternal Ice, ohohohohoh
And their throne is blue-red-white, ohohohohoh
And it will never go down, ohohohohoh
Never, because we support you.....
.....HEY, we want to see the polar bears

...repeat until dead/6pm


http://youtube.com/v/8QB52bGFGNs
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AntonAusTirol, Ooooh, I'll be requesting that one next week. And you name reminds me:


http://youtube.com/v/RRe3gLoE0wU
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AntonAusTirol, thanks, loved that video. I hit the mute button and enjoyed looking at cute polar bears Happy
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Bode Swiller, that's the bloody abomination against mankind that masquerades as music on the rare occasion I venture to Austria. Always spoils the end of a great day Evil or Very Mad
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rob@rar, It's like golf - You start off hacking round and it all seems tiresome and daft. But then something clicks and you discover the joy in it. You're just a beginner in the bunker right now but it'll get better.
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rob@rar, It's like golf - You start off hacking round and it all seems tiresome and daft. But then something clicks and you discover the joy in it. You're just a beginner in the bunker right now but it'll get better.

Laughing Nope, I doubt it somehow, not for me. Austria might have the better snow at the moment, but at least here in France I can listen to decent music over my end of the day beer before I ski home. It's worth putting up with hardpack snow just for that wink
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rob@rar, clearly you must be drinking Schiwasser when in Autsria and not gallons of beer (which you need to enjoy the music). Best sticking to France for the best apres then wink
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boabski wrote:
... Schiwasser ...
Drinking what? It's a sad indictment if the only way to 'enjoy' Austropop is to get tanked up!
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boabski, he's an Ooompah Denier which, as you know, is a criminal offence in Austria. So, yes, best if he stays over there nursing his creme de menthe.
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rob@rar, couldn't agree more, I absolutely LOATHE Austropop.
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rob@rar, if you could just hear yourself. Get help man.
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Get help man.
No, I've got it sorted. iPod. It's the only thing that eases my rage.
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rob@rar, put this on it, one of my faves, you'll never look back.


http://youtube.com/v/f0E1SX_8OUc&feature=related
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rob@rar, put this on it, one of my faves, you'll never look back.


What the hell is wrong with those people? That's so bad it couldn't even end up as a Eurovision Song reject.
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do they have such fun else where, other than Austria Toofy Grin
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blockhead, yes... Bavaria
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rob@rar, makes a stroppy frog serving a €8 beer to a backing of Sacha Distel sound suddenly very appealing.
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another one for rob@rar,

http://youtube.com/v/3YUZNbsnPBY
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or apres les arcs style. Must be about €450 of drinks on that table wink

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boabski, do you listen to that stuff when you're back home?
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rob@rar, sad to say I do Embarassed . My brother in law is organising an apres ski event tomorrow night in Glasgow (West bar near Templeton bus centre - brew their own beer according to German purity laws), and I'm putting the playlist together Very Happy
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boabski, isn't there a local therapy centre that could help you? Something like The Priory Clinic?
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rob@rar, did you see this bear on the video at 2:50?



Bode Swiller & boabski, keep the vids coming. To the un-initiated, they make Austrian apreski look so repellant that it would put people off Austria forever. They can go to France and listen to music from the "hit parade", sleep in Pierre et Vacances prison cells and leave Austria for us.

Until you've experienced first-hand the feeling of 600 ski boots banging out Country Roads in perfect synchronicity, you'll never understand Austrian apreski.
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AntonAusTirol, thats a fair point, the music in Austria made my ears bleed for weeks, the food was terrible and really expensive and there was no atmosphere in the bars - I'm heading back to France to listen to Marwais.
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OK ok, I'll fess up, rob@rar this is what I really go there for:

(by the way that Les Arcs vid is a classic)


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Bode Swiller wrote:
OK ok, I'll fess up, rob@rar this is what I really go there for:
S&M Morris Dancing.
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rob@rar, basically, and?
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and here's the ad for it... It's not just morris dancing, it's S&M morris dancing
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rob@rar, basically, and?
I prefer to keep my perversions private.
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DJ Otzi's Dutch friends:


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