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Scarpa's Cougar Safaris
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A ski in, ski out, in, out, in, out, in, out service.

Scarpa's Cougar Safaris are proud to present a special FOGOF offer for the coming season.

F*** ONCE, GET ONE FREE!!!

We cannot make any guarantees that your experience will match that of our brochure.
All stated sizes are approximations.
Our toyboys may differ from those illustrated.
Special discounts for the over 70s.
A single wee-er supplement will apply to the chronically incontinent.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

And there's me thinking it's your trip report. Oh, wait a minute, maybe it is. Did you actually mean
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F*** ONE, GET ONE FREE!!!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Hurtle, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Nobody told me that all you old biddies could actually ski like demons Shocked My legs are still recovering.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Scarpa, at least we remember our boots wink
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Scarpa, they ski all the time, what did you expect?
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kooky, I will forever hold my head in shame for that one Embarassed
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

Scarpa, how far had you gone before you realised? Laughing Laughing
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Hurtle, When my toenails started hurting Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Scarpa, Puzzled
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Hurtle, I will now start referring to your good self as Cougar 3 NehNeh
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.

Hurtle, When I arrived at the slope and my bare feet had issues with the binding Laughing Boots in hotel.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much

Hurtle, Oh... and clear your smutty mind... I use that smiley to take the P... you actually beat me to smut last time I used it hehehe
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

Scarpa, Laughing Laughing
Muppet! What I meant was; had you driven, or walked, an awful long way to get to the slope.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

Scarpa wrote:
Hurtle, I will now start referring to your good self as Cougar 3 NehNeh
If you think that entitles you to refer to me as an 'old biddy' - see above - dream on.
NehNeh to you too.
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Hurtle, It was only 15 mins to the slope... but I wasn't driving. I felt very, very embarrassed.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Scarpa, quite right too. This is not how any self-respecting toy boy would behave.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Hurtle Sometimes the only thing a toy boy can do is to keep his head above 'ahem' water wink
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kooky, You started this... please rescue me Shocked
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Oh... shall I mention the incident in Wagrain car park when Sue was bending over in front of me and asked loudly "Is it in?" Embarassed
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Scarpa wrote:
Oh... shall I mention the incident in Wagrain car park when Sue was bending over in front of me and asked loudly "Is it in?" Embarassed



Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

Knocked your confidence did it Puzzled Madeye-Smiley
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Bones, Laughing Laughing
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Scarpa, you promised not to mention that particular one - your problem if I remember not mine Laughing

Finally back home after the most fantastic 9 days of skiing - my legs are dropping off Shocked Spent the morning skiing at Zauchensee again in glorious sunshine, fabulous powder and perfectly groomed pistes. Went back to your playground on the back of the Tauernkar lift Scapa - yet another blue bird day in Paradise NehNeh Still some untracked powder as well Laughing
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Scarpa, ]
shall I mention the incident in Wagrain car park when Sue was bending over in front of me and asked loudly "Is it in?"
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I do have a photo of some very similar action at the night race with Sue and Scarpa........you both have 24 hours or I am posting it Twisted Evil


Samerberg Sue, I am going for the 100km 20,000 vertical meters tomorrow Skullie I leave you all my ski stuff should I perish, and Scarpa, you will have to fight Nade for my shoes wink
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Flippin eck...can´t believe I missed this one

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Laughing Laughing Laughing

The hill is kinda quiet without you Cool
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.

kooky, I have trust that you will liven it up Toofy Grin

Had a good blast running up and down the spoil heap today... I'm seriously into getting my stamina up, chasing cougars down the mountain without stopping is bloody tough work wink

I'll have no chance against Nade... will have to have something else to remember you by... hmmm... maybe I can fight Sue for those Elans rolling eyes Laughing
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much

Scarpa, won't have to fight me - I'm all bought out having negotiated a good deal on the Nordica HotRods (got to be some smut there too I feel rolling eyes oh arr missus! Shocked

Now busy trying to shift shekels around to pay for the South Africa trip - but don't worry, as Arnie says "I'll be back" Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

kooky, Good luck tomorrow - I'm going to be nursing a nasty head cold I think I've had brewing since screaming outr heads off at Schladders last Tuesday! Sad
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

Samerberg Sue, Arnie is clocking on a bit these days... now he just says "Ahhh..me back!" Laughing
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