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A new bibliophile approach to skiing levels

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Level 1 - You have no awareness of Skiing books magazines or internet forums discussing 'virtual bumps' or 'Inner tip lead'

Level 2 - You looked in the newsagents and saw some magazines on skiing but were too embarrased to buy one

Level 3 - You have a large pile of well thumbed skiing related mags in a pile by the Loo.

Level 4 - You venture into a bookshop and thumb through some books on skiing technique but figure you have to be pretty sad to buy one.

Level 5 - You leave the same bookshop with a copy of 'ultimate skiing' or simmilar in a brown paper bag and firtively look at the pictures at home.

Level 6 - You try to read the text but you just get a dull thudding headach after a couple of paragraphs.

Level 7 - You can read the text but its still gobbldygook

Level 8 - You can read and understand what the author is saying and do the things they tell you to do, you have more than one book

Level 9 - You start to dissagree with the authors, the guy is an idiot! You have lots of books some with highligheted sections and crossings out in pencil.

Level 10 - You start threads on BZK, your house is full of skiing books and manuals, you actively seek out texts you dont have you start to write you own book
(possibly one on a famous avalance)


I dont know if I have missed any stages out? Very Happy
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
kevindonkleywood, in there somewhere- I don't know where is ' you have submitted pictures / articles to ski magazines and had 1 or more publications'- at least level 8, possibly 8+

level 8- you have many ski books and magazines at home which you read on a fairly regular basis, you start threads on snowheads (and TGR)

level 8+ you have submitted pictures / articles to ski magazines (at least 1 published)

level 9 multiple ski publications but no books authored

level 10 You are Arnie Wilson
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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kevindonkleywood wrote:
Level 1 - You have no awareness of Skiing books magazines or internet forums discussing 'virtual bumps' or 'Inner tip lead'

Level 2 - You looked in the newsagents and saw some magazines on skiing but were too embarrased to buy one

Level 3 - You have a large pile of well thumbed skiing related mags in a pile by the Loo.

Level 4 - You venture into a bookshop and thumb through some books on skiing technique but figure you have to be pretty sad to buy one.

Level 5 - You leave the same bookshop with a copy of 'ultimate skiing' or simmilar in a brown paper bag and firtively look at the pictures at home.

Level 6 - You try to read the text but you just get a dull thudding headach after a couple of paragraphs.

Level 7 - You can read the text but its still gobbldygook

Level 8 - You can read and understand what the author is saying and do the things they tell you to do, you have more than one book

Level 9 - You start to dissagree with the authors, the guy is an idiot! You have lots of books some with highligheted sections and crossings out in pencil.

Level 10 - You start threads on BZK, your house is full of skiing books and manuals, you actively seek out texts you dont have you start to write you own book
(possibly one on a famous avalance)


I dont know if I have missed any stages out? Very Happy


All without ever having left a snowdome. Amazing.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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All without ever having left a snowdome. Amazing.


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Level 11- You book a skiing holiday and realise you want to buy snowblades instead Toofy Grin
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kevindonkleywood, Laughing Laughing Laughing

Surely one gets a higher level for buying Powder than the DMSS mag?
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