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Heather Mills targets spot on Britain's 2014 Winter Paralympic ski team

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/dec/16/heather-mills-2014-winter-paralympics-ski-team

Gosh.
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"You know when you set in your head things you want to do? Well, I have ticked about 90% of the boxes"

I take one of those was "Rob a Beatle"


Anyway - good luck to her, or as they say in theatre, break a leg
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Yeah!!.. Pull the other one...
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bfg, Laughing
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Latest news, she's pulled out as the races were over two legs. Toofy Grin
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I saw her skiing at the London Ski Show a few years ago, doing a public lesson on the dry slope with Graham Bell. I think this was before she met Mr McCartney.

Sorry, no joke there, but if you insist I could go out on a limb and find one.....
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you will be doing jokes about black skiers next,she might be a odd one but mocking disabilites aint cool Evil or Very Mad shame on you.
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does it matter that she may be a good skier and have a chance at a medal for our country or do the paralympics not really count in your books not proper athletes. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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The Express beat them to it by 6 months
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meandrew, calm down, calm down.

I think people would hate Heather Mills no matter how many legs she had. The deficiency in the leg department is merely an easy target and the jokes have been about for years. Its not mocking people with one leg, its mocking Heather Mills.

If someone with one leg complained, I would stop finding the jokes funny but my mate who lost his leg when working as a race marshal tells some of the best ones. I would genuinely hope no one is offended.


An example of classic one legged humour
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I still would
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barry,

We lay down at the waters edge
My hands were all a quiver
I undid her suspender belt
Her leg fell in the river
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you will be doing jokes about black skiers next,she might be a odd one but mocking disabilites aint cool shame on you.


it's just a joke, chill out.
i dont see whats wrong with jokes - imo its not inciting hatred or malice to anyone.

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Paul- what do you want for Xmas lov, how about an estate in Scotland, or maybe an island somewhere a bit warmer.
Heather-What I really want is a divorce.
Paul-Christ Heather, I wasn't thinking of spending that sort of money.
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Heather's mum and dad have bought her a new leg for Christmas. It's not her main present ....................... just a stocking filler.
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Am i the only one who finds her super-hot? Embarassed
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dont worry, when she realises she won't win another £24m she'll withdraw from the squad Toofy Grin
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red 27, Shocked Shocked Shocked

Macca was stoned, old and desperate. Hope you have an excuse. Shocked
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meandrew wrote:
you will be doing jokes about black skiers next,she might be a odd one but mocking disabilites aint cool Evil or Very Mad shame on you.


She was basically a nobody who got famous for losing a leg through no choice of her own. If you told me a soldier who lost a leg in Northern Ireland defusing a bomb (and possibly making a choice to lose his leg to save my life) was in a similar position, I would give 200% support. However - she has spent the best part of 20 years milking her disability. Why shouldn't I milk it for another 5 minutes for a laugh???

I think she could get loads more respect if she decided to do something decent that wasn't a cheap ploy to make more money. Minesweeper in the Helmand Province sounds reasonable.... its not like she is going to lose both legs at once Very Happy
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Damn... I had a pic saved of Heather with a whole rack of legs from a previous post and only last week I thought that I'd never need it again and deleted it. Booger Evil or Very Mad
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red 27, Shocked Shocked Shocked

Macca was stoned, old and desperate. Hope you have an excuse. Shocked


Well I guess my tastes in these matters are not entirely mainstream... It's just that with Heather - unlike those sexless barbie dolls Cheryl Cole, Sienna Miller et al - you know for certain she'd tick the biggest box - Filthy Dirty Twisted Evil
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Thornyhill, She has actually done a fair bit to help children similarly disabled, but I wouldn't expect you to find the positive in anything.
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I cant stand her (no pun).
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erica2004, Read the judge's assessment of her reliability and motivation from the divorce case. An alleged ex-high-class "escort" with an eye to the main chance. Lives not very far from me as it happens, and friends have kids at the same school. Not heard anyone say anything positive about her. Macca on the other hand lived over towards Rye for many years and was thought of very highly.
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Thornyhill, She has actually done a fair bit to help children similarly disabled, but I wouldn't expect you to find the positive in anything.


WTF - We have a difference of opinion about shearing sheep and suddenly I am negative. I even posted to say that your experience probably counts for more than the statistics I was using to form my opinion, and that I was more than likely wrong based on your experience.


I am the second most positive person on the planet. (HM is the first... I would struggle to see the bright side of losing a leg, but she has turned it into an income. ) But anyway, how many disabled children was she helping before she lost her leg? The cynic in me says none, but I am hoping you can correct me
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red 27, Shocked Shocked Shocked

Macca was stoned, old and desperate. Hope you have an excuse. Shocked


Something to do with not being able to run away....? wink
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She is richer than almost everyone on this forum.

Good luck to her.
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Whitegold, you really are obsessed with wealth aren't you?

There are other better indicators of what someone has achieved in life and how happy they, and the people around them are. Or are you one of those idiots who thinks that the person who dies the richest wins? rolling eyes
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Cash is king, stoatsbrah.
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I don't care how much money she has, or how many legs she has, I just don't like her.
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Whitegold, no it isn't.
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Whitegold wrote:
Cash is king, stoatsbrah.



You think? That is so sad

Which one would you rather be

Worth several million, divorced, no contact with your kids, 8000 sq ft house that you live in on your own, no personality that would allow the prospect of another relationship until you die, so you are going to be rich, sad and lonely for the rest of your days...



or


generally skint, modest house, you know you can pay the bills, wife and kids who love you and you love them. Every prospect of having several million laughs, but not much chance of having several million quid


IMHO - Cash is worthless. Happy times are king. Cash is like air. You only think about it when you don't have enough
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Thornyhill, How would you lose a leg diffusing a bomb?......surely your arms and head would go first??

Not unless you were Christy Brown?
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dazman, not unless youre an irish minesweeper
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Thornyhill wrote:
Whitegold wrote:
Cash is king, stoatsbrah.



You think? That is so sad

Which one would you rather be

Worth several million, divorced, no contact with your kids, 8000 sq ft house that you live in on your own, no personality that would allow the prospect of another relationship until you die, so you are going to be rich, sad and lonely for the rest of your days...



or


generally skint, modest house, you know you can pay the bills, wife and kids who love you and you love them. Every prospect of having several million laughs, but not much chance of having several million quid


IMHO - Cash is worthless. Happy times are king. Cash is like air. You only think about it when you don't have enough



Sane rich people are never lonely.

When you get rich, you are a winner.

People are attracted to winners like magnets.
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I cant stand her (no pun).


Spilt my tea, thanks.
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Is mono-skiing an Olympic Sport ?
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Whitters wrote:
I saw her skiing at the London Ski Show a few years ago, doing a public lesson on the dry slope with Graham Bell


Remember that year - she was wearing a rather fetching black catsuit. Had a beer with her and Graham one evening and most of the other blokes in the group commented that she was fairly tasty. No idea that she was completely barking at that time though...
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anyone see her on the BBC news programe this morning? She said she took up competitive skiing as she'd been asked to consider cycling for the Paralympics but it was too difficult to get to the Manchester Velodrome from London - it was quicker and easier to go to Austria and ski train Laughing she really said that!!

She seems to be doing ok though.
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Shimmy Alcott, which is kinda the point. I may not like what I have read about her, but based on what I saw in the programme, I respect her.
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