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is apres ski beer a good muscle relaxant?

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I have been told many times that an apres-ski beer is a good muscle relaxant rolling eyes and will help with re hydration and stopping possible cramps wink

Is there a minimum amount of beer "on medicinal grounds" of course that should be considered for the apres ski beer or two?

Smile Smile
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2 beers would be a critical minimum amount. Quantities should only be restricted to this level when floodlit night skiing is going to be attempted. If downhill only skiing in the dark is on the cards then this level MUST be increased to 8 pints minimum Twisted Evil Of course there are many occasions when no night skiing whatsoever is to follow. In these instances the 8 pint rule still applies, but at least half the pints need to be consumed with an activating ingredient, such as Jagermeister or Genepy (depending on geopgraphical location) snowHead

Following these rules should ensure you feel nothing at all - let alone cramps! Your number of visits to the loo will provide ample evidence that re-hydration has been effected too snowHead
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beeryletcher,
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MUST be increased to 8 pints minimum

I suppose that there is a level when "Skiing Goggles" kicks in? Shocked
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livetoski wrote:


Is there a minimum amount of beer "on medicinal grounds" of course that should be considered for the apres ski beer or two?

Smile Smile


I think 4 large beers sounds about right for a minimum, subject to hot tub or bar enviroment.
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Beer has other health benefits... http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=129433451239
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Beer is made from hops, so also counts towards your 5 a day, or indeed may be all 5.
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jbob wrote:
Beer is made from hops, so also counts towards your 5 a day, or indeed may be all 5.


Just as well as no 5 a day in my Fondue, upgrade my minimum from 4 to 5.
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lightningdan,
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Just as well as no 5 a day in my Fondue


Wine is made from grapes must count as well if Hops do wink
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livetoski wrote:
lightningdan,
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Just as well as no 5 a day in my Fondue


Wine is made from grapes must count as well if Hops do wink


I will be fine on the 5 a day then, the Vin Chauds ( 2 of my 5) and hopefully one slice of orange! plus the beers gives me a very healthy balance, along with the fondue, Raclette and Pizza.
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but at least half the pints need to be consumed with an activating ingredient, such as Jagermeister or Genepy (depending on geopgraphical location)


But surely Jager Bombs are compulsory wink

On a serious note is there actually any sceince behind the beer story?
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Of course it is - minimum of 2l to be consumed whilst dancing on tables/benches to cheesy Germanic music
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forgot to add
http://youtube.com/v/mYjO1Vvoa5E this chap's muscles look well relaxed, admitedly that was done through Jagertee's
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not apres but a warning.

http://youtube.com/v/-iALd09IE94
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boabski wrote:
forgot to add
http://youtube.com/v/mYjO1Vvoa5E this chap's muscles look well relaxed, admitedly that was done through Jagertee's


Scary, but very relaxed.
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boabski, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

you just made my friday afternoon Classic Clip
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livetoski wrote:
boabski, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

you just made my friday afternoon Classic Clip


Ditto - tears streaming down face Laughing Laughing Laughing
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boabski wrote:
forgot to add
http://youtube.com/v/mYjO1Vvoa5E this chap's muscles look well relaxed, admitedly that was done through Jagertee's


His main problem was leaving the Mooserwirt so early. He should have had a few more jagertees and left when it was dark. That's what I do Smile
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His main problem was leaving the Mooserwirt so early. He should have had a few more jagertees and left when it was dark. That's what I do

agreed, Far too sober in my opinions and far too much daylight
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Not only does sufficient alcohol relax the muscles, but it enables you to ski closer to the next bar.


http://youtube.com/v/JDw-KgIlviU

This particular 'piste' (along with skiing on the adjacent escalator) has become so popular that the authorities have now put in obstacles to try and prevent such escapades!
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lightningdan wrote:
livetoski wrote:
lightningdan,
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Just as well as no 5 a day in my Fondue


Wine is made from grapes must count as well if Hops do wink


I will be fine on the 5 a day then, the Vin Chauds ( 2 of my 5) and hopefully one slice of orange! plus the beers gives me a very healthy balance, along with the fondue, Raclette and Pizza.


I would go easy on the orange if I were you, it can cause indigestion. If you are keen on orange you might try Terrys Chocolate Orange, full of vitamin C, and other good stuff, like milk, and another two of your 5 a day, in the form of suger, and coco powder, both made from vegetables. I think there is also vegetable oil, which can only be a good thing.

Wine is fine but you need to be a bit careful on the spirits, while Gin, and Vodka are OK as they are made from fruit and veg, whiskey is not, but you should be ok as long as you mix it with the other stuff.
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Mr Marmot wrote:
Not only does sufficient alcohol relax the muscles, but it enables you to ski closer to the next bar.


http://youtube.com/v/JDw-KgIlviU

This particular 'piste' (along with skiing on the adjacent escalator) has become so popular that the authorities have now put in obstacles to try and prevent such escapades!


Shave a dogs head Shocked
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livetoski, Beer certainly relaxes erectile tissue - don't know about muscles though.
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jbob wrote:
lightningdan wrote:
livetoski wrote:
lightningdan,
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Just as well as no 5 a day in my Fondue


Wine is made from grapes must count as well if Hops do wink


I will be fine on the 5 a day then, the Vin Chauds ( 2 of my 5) and hopefully one slice of orange! plus the beers gives me a very healthy balance, along with the fondue, Raclette and Pizza.


I would go easy on the orange if I were you, it can cause indigestion. If you are keen on orange you might try Terrys Chocolate Orange, full of vitamin C, and other good stuff, like milk, and another two of your 5 a day, in the form of suger, and coco powder, both made from vegetables. I think there is also vegetable oil, which can only be a good thing.

Wine is fine but you need to be a bit careful on the spirits, while Gin, and Vodka are OK as they are made from fruit and veg, whiskey is not, but you should be ok as long as you mix it with the other stuff.


I read this in the car and nearly crashed.

This is the work of an expert.

Could you work out the perfect skiing diet? like the Terry's Orange idea, easier to get those vital vitamins, in that easy to peel and eat idea.

Whiskey easy to avoid , stick to Vodka.

Thank you for the advice.
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If Beer is being classed as part of your 5 a day then surely whiskey has to be counted to. They're fundamentally made the same way, I think Puzzled

This is good news of course, because it gives a more varied healthy diet Very Happy
What happens if you go over the reccomended 5 a day Puzzled
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Alan R,
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What happens if you go over the reccomended 5 a day


see the video posted by boabski, thats overdoing your 5 a day Laughing Laughing Laughing
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