 Poster: A snowHead
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Please take a few minutes to answer my questionnaire, to help me determine who is more extreme - skiing people or snowboardists. I am at university and i Need to know the anwsers for my final ditsteration.
PLEASE NOTE: I didn't write this. It was formulated by my tutor Dr. Deuteronimus Goldsmith who is an expert in the field!
1. You go to a restaurant. What do you order?
A) Anthrax soup, followed by a medley of fly agaric toadstools, razor blades, and bull's testicles (still attached to the bull) with a jus of Hungarian red sludge.
B) A tin of peas, slightly warmed up over a radiator.
2. It is Friday night, and you attend a local nightclub with the intention of acquiring a sexual partner for the duration of the evening. Who do you choose?
A) Someone who definitely has AIDS.
B) Someone who definitely doesn't have AIDS.
3. It is a warm summer day, and you decide to pay a visit to the local zoo. Where do you spend most of your time?
A) Suspended from a bungee rope, dangling over the bear enclosure, naked and smeared with honey, shouting "all bears are poofters" and "I've rogered Gentle Ben's mum, come and get some you slags!" whilst throwing pebbles at the bears' heads.
B) A safe distance from the newborn lambs enclosure, sipping nervously from a Thermos flask of luke warm Horlicks.
4. You are on a Ryanair flight to an airport that is extremely inconvenient for your eventual destination, but it was so cheap you couldn't resist, cruising at thirty thousand feet, when all of a sudden the pilot activates the intercom and informs you and all your fellow passengers that all engines have failed and that you are going to plunge into the ocean at a thousand miles an hour. What do you do?
A) Tear the carpet from the floor to reveal a tiny opening hatch which you prise open with your teeth, which snap off in tiny splinters in the process. Wiping the blood from your face you begin to climb through the tiny opening, but become stuck and have to break both of your own legs in order to proceed. Screaming in pain you clamber along the fuselage of the stricken plane until you reach the maintenance access hatch of one of the engines. Using the last strength in your body you manage to manually restart the engine, and die a hero's death in your freezing cold aluminium tomb.
B) Shit your pants and cry for your mum. And then shit your pants again.
5. You are invited by some friends to a holiday in the Alps. Some of your friends are skiers, and some are snowboarders. You have never done either before, so what do you choose?
A) Skis.
B) A snowboard.
Thanks for answering!!!
Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Sat 9-10-10 20:56; edited 1 time in total
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Mr Technique, an excellent start. You'll be Dr Technique in no time. 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Sick but I'm sorry I'm too extreme to answer this unless it is in the Snowboarding section.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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You spelled "snowbaroding" wrong.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Mr Technique, gosh you're so funny. 
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Mr Technique, Using Ryanair is in itself an extreme sport, I call the question flawed
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Mr Technique, you are coming across as quite an argumentative, cocky, sad soul here and in the other 'questionairre' thread. Could you take the time to answer my question?
Is the point of this thread to belittle the OP?
Or
Is the point of this thread to make other users laugh and make you popular?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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manicpb, Seconded
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Thirded!
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You know it makes sense.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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manicpb, to answer your question properly, the purpose of this thread is to belittle the OP.
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