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Posted before, not quite a slogan.

"Snowboarders welcome.............................Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday............................."
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Winter must be coming when the lure of SnowHeads proves too strong for me!

I like

Swift Silent Deep

Though I guess it's more of a motto than a slogan.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Oi Fattes - ye big bitch; Didn't know you coined the phrase- thought you were still hanging out in a hoody in a dodgy part of Dublin. Saw the photos of Sass etc and THE RING congrats. P.S. Fancy a trip to Aspen !!!!!!!
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We use one on our boys tour a lot -

It always looks easier from the lift
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Skiing is like sex and golf, you could of been doing it for ages and still not of improved your technique. As long as you are still smiling you're winning.


HAVE been
HAVE improved

Laughing

sorry
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"Hold my board while I kiss your girlfriend" - T-shirt from Whistler, still got it. Yes I, know.......................
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
No friends on powder days.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
.............or any days, come to that Sad
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Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.


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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. ~Lord Mancroft


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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~Dave Barry


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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door


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I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News


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How's the snow?
You should of been here yesterday.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
'have a good time all the time'
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Have we had 'the best conditions can be found on the upper slopes' yet?
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Follow Mees, Bend Zee Knees, Edge Zee Skiis, Watch Zee Trees, that vill be zwenty Euros pleeze - Austrian ski instructor


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Get back in zee Zeller - Another Austrian


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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
"Live To Ski" - "Ski To Die" I try not to use the second part anymore rolling eyes
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
DB, Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
It's forecast to snow on Wednesday wink
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Move to Austria. Open a dungeon. Start a family.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
livetoski, haha!! We also used to say "pokal oder spittal"......translates as trophy or the hospital, had to change that, almost jinxed ourselves one season!
I like this one, "it´s not the mountain we conquer but ourselves"
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Good news - a big dump is expected ... the day we leave.
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On a billboard at SLC airport: Utah, The Greatest Snow On Earth

If it's too steep you're too old

Another Warren Millerism: The earth has music for those that listen.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
One that works in many situations

Why?
Why not?
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for seasonaires;

''my life is better than your vacation''
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
eclectic, My gap year is better than your holiday wink
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Boredsurfing wrote:
eclectic, My gap yah is better than your holiday wink


Fixed Wink
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
eclectic wrote:
for seasonaires;

''my life is better than your vacation''


Doesn’t it depend where you are in the seasonaire hierarchy
+ or -, having more fun than someone on holiday

Ski Instructor +10
Barman + 6
Hotel Manager + 4
Chef + 3
Rep / Nanny 0
Chalet host -5
Plongeur +5 to -7 (depending on location)
Ski bum -9*
Chalet girl -10 to -20**

* The life of the vast majority of ski bums really isn’t what they desperately hope you (and their blog readers) believe.
** Of course the chalet girl’s rating depends on the section of the season, as there is a direct and mathematically provable correlation between girth and weeks into the season; this reflects directly upon the amount drinks they are (or need to be) given, partys invited to, freebies awarded, etc
wink
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
on a t-shirt spotted in Saalbachfew years ago:
Who the f... is Herman Maier?
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
scotia wrote:
Boredsurfing wrote:
eclectic, My gap yah is better than your holiday wink


Fixed Wink


Laughing
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Winners: it doesn't say I can't, so I will.

Losers: it doesn't say I can, so I won't.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Wayne wrote:


* The life of the vast majority of ski bums really isn’t what they desperately hope you (and their blog readers) believe.


How so? The smoking weed, playing Xbox, eating cheap pasta aspect rather than the first chair on a pow day, secret stashes, more powder turns in a winter than the average punter gets in a lifetime aspect then?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
"Ski Good or Eat Wood" - how Thredbo , Australia used to help you to avoid the gum trees!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Wayne wrote:
eclectic wrote:
for seasonaires;

''my life is better than your vacation''


Doesn’t it depend where you are in the seasonaire hierarchy
+ or -, having more fun than someone on holiday

Ski Instructor +10
Barman + 6
Hotel Manager + 4
Chef + 3
Rep / Nanny 0
Chalet host -5
Plongeur +5 to -7 (depending on location)
Ski bum -9*
Chalet girl -10 to -20**

* The life of the vast majority of ski bums really isn’t what they desperately hope you (and their blog readers) believe. Puzzled I beg to differ!
** Of course the chalet girl’s rating depends on the section of the season, as there is a direct and mathematically provable correlation between girth and weeks into the season; this reflects directly upon the amount drinks they are (or need to be) given, partys invited to, freebies awarded, etc
wink
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Poster: A snowHead
Nicked from elsewhere,

"It's not that you can't ski bumps, it's that you can't ski and the bumps are telling you."
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