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Ski-ing language...

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Poster: A snowHead
I've discovered a new irregular verb relating to ski=ing:

He crashed,
Mrs H fell over,
I lost a ski...

Anyone know of any others?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Sorry I am too thick for this one, only a C at English O Level
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
He wiped out

He schussed down the piste was was pissed ( coming from the Krazy Kangeroo )
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Crash goes from being passive to active.

Someone crashed into me whilst I was skiing along minding my own business.

You ought to slow down or you might crash.

Ha, ha, that idiot was skiing like a lunatic and crashed into a tree.

Notice that whenever the first person in used, the verb to crash becomes passive.
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He needs lessons, crashing like that
I caught an edge
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In a park you bail out. I also catch crabs in my other life.
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Wear The Fox Hat If indeed your ski edge was caught by the snow/ice, then I find it hard to take litterally such a claim that you indeed "caught" an "edge" Shocked Or do you mean " 'edge" as in a fast-moving hedge(hog?) from oop norf wot don't pronounce it's aitches?
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Would "crashed" normally be classed as an irregular verb? I think not:

I crash sometimes
I crashed last week
"Honey, I'm terribly sorry, I've just crashed the car"
"Darling, I'm really sorry. What can I say? I've just crashed the ski"
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He hit a landmine
Shes eating it
I took a dive
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Can Pistenbully be a verb?

Is it irregular to have bullied a piste?
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I had a pre-release

You caught an edge

He fell over
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He snow ploughs
You step turn
I carve
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You are ski-ing, he is ski=ing, they are ski'ing; the spelling policeman is skiing

You ski-ed, he ski=ed, they ski'ed; the spelling policeman skied

You've got ski-s, he's got ski=s, they've got ski's; the spelling policeman has skis

Twisted Evil
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
To give it the full flavour your new hyper-irregular verb should be declined in the normal order:

I lost a ski
You (originally thou) caught (caughtest) an edge
He, she crashed

We hit unskiable snow,
You got caught out
They need lessons
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
chrisb, I got a B (only just ) at Eng Lang O level. Of all the above posts, yours is the only one that I remotely understand. Perhaps this thread shouls be re-named "foreign language"
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Frosty the Snowman, there isn't much to understand: just a small joke on human vanity, pretending to be the declension of a verb (for example the present tense of the verb "to be" would normally be set out:-
(Singular:) I AM, you ARE (historically thou ART), he / she / it IS.
(Plural:) we ARE, you ARE, they ARE.
Or for example in French (where there is more point in doing it:)
Je SUIS, tu ES, il /elle EST,
nous SOMMES, vous ETES, ils/ elles SONT.
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snowball, Ah thanks for that, much clearer now. Confused Puzzled Embarassed Blush rolling eyes snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
OK, let's hit the bumps
Earlier today I hit the bumps
[irregular, or what?]

Hit me with your rhythm stick (or ski stick, if that's handier)
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I Schuss, You Schuss, He/She/It Schusses, We Schuss, You Schuss, They Schuss.
Pity the 3rd person singular mucks up a nice simple one.
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You understand
They understand
I am confused
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Chorus for everyone:

I think You are confused
you are confused
he isa bit thick

we pity you
you just don't get it
they are congenital idiots
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Will I make it to the chairlift in time?
Phew, I made it.
No you didn't - it was made by Doppelmayr.
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David Goldsmith wrote:
OK, let's hit the bumps
Earlier today I hit the bumps
[irregular, or what?]

Hit me with your rhythm stick (or ski stick, if that's handier)


Seems like nice regular bumps
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snowball,
"The pen is mightier than the sword"

Lets meet up........... you can have the superior weapon
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"The pen is mightier than the board, but so is the ski"
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cobbler stick to your cobblers.
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David Goldsmith, not this board! Evil or Very Mad
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Quote:

cobbler
Puzzled snowHead
Hey is me not getting it becoming a bit a a theme here?
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You know it makes sense.
marc gledhill,
Board and lodging
but ski and doo
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I was thrown; but
You fell off
(that horse)
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Frosty the Snowman, the old saying is: "cobbler stick to your last"
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poma, is that horse the third person Puzzled
(If so it's certainly singular!)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
snowball,
no just to explain what we were being thrown from/falling off. Certainly he too fell off. We were thrown, but you and they sadly fell off.
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Explains why I can't make out much from here: I obviously fell into Error.

"Everyone sees the world through his own speciality. To the grammarian the problems of the world boil down to questions of grammar" (Can't remember who wrote that: possibly La Rochefoucauld)
(No real reason for quoting that. I just like it.)
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My new favourite is 'Hooning' as 'flying' (!) e.g. I hooned down that piste.
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The original idea, I believe, was from Yes (Prime) Minister. Bernard mentions an irregular adjective:

I'm different,
you're eccentric,
he's round the twist.
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I ski with controlled aggression,
YOU are a speed demon,
HE is a bloody maniac.
Very Happy
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skanky, exactly Smile
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NickW, But does "hooning" not have connotations of loss of control? More or less as johno, says. wink
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They played in the Snowpark
He fell in the Snowpark
I avoided it altogether.
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