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Just back from holiday and on the Saturday my 9yr old who was on his 4th week didnt fancy the black off the top of the Fourclaz chair in La Ros/ La Thuile as it was icy in places, so him and his 8 yr old mate (was 8 whilst on holiday) did the run off piste to the side. His little mate was on his 6th day on skies and is as controlled skier as you will see. Sounds dangerous I know, but wasnt. they had shown their abilities previously and followed (at a distance) a very competant adult (rules me out). There was not a run in the whole of the Espace San Bernardo that this kid would have even blinked at. Fantastic!
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Makes you sick doesn't it! I'm so jealous - why oh why oh why did nobody take me skiing when I was little, it's just not fair!!!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Young children always do better, due to the "no fear" ability that they loose later in life, I know I was a better skier aged 10 or 11 than I am now 25 years later Sad
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On my first day skiing on snow, aged 11, three of us went down a black run after our lesson had finished. It had a sign across the top saying that it was only for experienced skiers due to being in poor condition. At the time it just didn't occur to us that it could be dangerous. Shocked
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Tell me about cocky kids !! My youngest just turned 7 after 4 weeks skiing now leaves his poor old Dad for dead on the slopes no matter how hard I try to catch up. Not only that but last week on the Bergerie (a red slope at PSV) he passed me going backwards !! His sister (9) not to be outdone then decide to get in on the act as well. Both thought it was extremely funny and volunteered to be mum and dads ski instructors for the rest of the week ! Mad
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Wheely, I Remember when my kids on there second day, lessons had finished and we met them on the slopes and were going to ski down to a lift.
The younger who was 6 started off skiing backwards down the hill.
I told him to turn round and ski properly.
He said that he wanted to ski backwards.
I said it was dangerous as he may run into someone.
He bent over and looked between his legs at about 15mph, looked at me an said "no one there".
I really wish that he had fallen over before he got the 400 yrds to the lift, but he didnt.
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On my first black run, my daughter (then 8 or 9) skied it backwards in front of me. Cocky little so-and-sos aren't they?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Shame on you, your kids weigh half your weight. If you can't beat them down a blue/red . . .
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NickW, Straight down I win no problem, but anything steep or after 2.30 in the afternon then I am history. Intruduce jumps and tricks.............lets not even go there. Crying or Very sad
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Simple Solution - Leave your kids at home snowHead
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Nadenoodlee, I would then be facing the final solution. Actually, next week they're flying home mid-week for school while I stay on for a few more days. Very Happy
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Nadenoodlee, Would you be interested in looking sfter them?. I must warn you that they are very boisterous for 9 & 10 yr olds, and fight constantly.
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Nadenoodlee wrote:
Simple Solution - Leave your kids at home snowHead


or don't have any in the first place (bit late now, requires planning wink ) Smile
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Frosty the Snowman, Im an ex nanny - 2 kids is a piece of cake!


pingu, im not having them til they grow in a bag, ive seen what they do to your body - its like some terrible withering disease!
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Nadenoodlee, Laughing Laughing Will they be on sale at garden centres.
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Russell, well that's workable, but a deliver to door service would be better, especially if they can specify a slot, say 10-12 on a saturday - that would be ideal
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Ah the wonderous joy of signing for your first born.

C'mon Nadenoodlee, show a bit of metal. The reason men are so crap at dealing with illness is because we have never experienced the ultimate pain........childbirth.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
It's surely only a matter of time. I'm going to specify well-behaved, future multi-millionaires.
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Frosty the Snowman, pah! I dont like pain, and I dont like being all sweaty and bloody and nasty ewww and theres no well on GOD EARTH im having a kid ruin these boobs
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Nadenoodlee, Mrs Frosty and i both agree that breastfeeding both of ours made no long term differance to her . Having said that in the short term they were simply magnificent Very Happy snowHead
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Frosty the Snowman, My cousin had great boobs until she had 2 kids, now theyre crap, and ive seen extreme makover - I know what those little ba$tards do to you -- Im simply not taking the risk. Hence I shall forever be Auntie Nade
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Nadenoodlee, Ah thats the problem. Mrs Frostys were unimpressive to start with. Please, no one take umbrage with this statement as Mrs F is the first to acknowledge,and be happy with, the situation. Even I am now reconsidering my participation in this thread.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
My three (now aged 19,16 and 14) managed to persuade me to try a half-pipe this holiday. They zipped down it doing grabs at the turns. I have to admit that I "chickened" and turned at the lip - I was not going to go airborne!

What I don't understand is: How come if I taught them all they know, they are now better than me?
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Someone else taught them all they know too?
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Yeah but no but yeah but no but they were mainly nasty French people from the ESF who were supposed to have taught me too.
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