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a woman who knows assholes


your personal peccadillos are no concern of this board

My final word on the subject is; tea first thing on the morning, coffee thereafter.
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What a fab thread! LOL Laughing

Paulio has inadvertantly unearthed a true gem in eretochat. If not a trolling sock-puppet, she's certainly one of the most argumentative and downright annoying snowHead 's yet seen Laughing

I wonder what insults she'll throw my way now - more 'tight pants' stuff, I imagine rolling eyes I doubt it'll be anything original.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I really didn't mean for this to happen.
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paulio, Yes you did. My bet is eretotroll is one of your sock puppets. Twisted Evil Laughing
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I'll take that bet.
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paulio, You gave birth to it, nurtured it, then it turned on you, nicked all your cash, smashed your car up and went it's own way without a word of thanks. Some threads, who'd have 'em, eh?
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paulio,

I'm sure there will be some prepared to stone you for visiting this creature upon us but I'm prepared to overlook your involvement just 'cos it's so damned funny Toofy Grin
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It was always meant to be funny. Just not for the reason that it now is.
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Dr John, So true (X 4) They just haven't got round to the 'going on their way' bit yet Sad

paulio, Shame, eretoargue is my favourite snowHead (this week). Laughing
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I also love eretochat, especially when she talks about SH's tight crotches. Gold. Camels toes anyone?
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Shimmy Alcott, Laughing Laughing
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O hmmm im wondering what to say lol, think i have a few enemys (throws head back and does a deep dark laugh), grow up people, im here to entertain, more tight crotches for anyone. Dr John and Axsman, get a life, at least im entertaining, your just dam right boring, did someone hit the snooze button??????? seems so everytime you banter on, pull those tight pants outta your ass and walk like a man for Gods sake. Toofy Grin
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Seem to have forgotten to mention a certain strange angry lady beater, any one guess who that is??????????? Laughing
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eretochat wrote:
... Dr John and Axsman, get a life, at least im entertaining...


In a Timmy Mallet kind of way rolling eyes Laughing
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I was thinking more of the little woman in the crankies Laughing
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at least im entertaining

Whoever told you that?

And while we're here, that's:
- I'm (note capital 'I')
- enemies
- damn (it's an abbreviation of 'damnation', though I've no doubt that's of no interest to you)
- downright (not 'dam right')

And enough of the lols - this is a forum not a text message.
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Have my parents suddenly seized control of the site?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Mosha Marc, lol wink
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Lizzard, lol Laughing
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Lizard Lizard have you nothing better to say other than correct me you knob, yes a few mistakes there, just tap away here sometimes, anyway, Dam right is my chosen wording there idiot, now go away or stick a french bread stick up your hows your father, LOL De LOL LOL LOL. O AND THE CORRECT SPELLING IS LIZARD NOT LIZZARD YOU lady's front bottom, O GOD YOU HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND WITH THAT FOR AGES HOW EMBARRASSING. Once again, cant resist, must add a rather large LOL at the end of this one. Laughing rolling eyes
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Mosha Marc, dont be harsh on him, poor bug is before the current generations of internet banter, if he gets offended with LOL, can you imagine him in daily life, O now thats a depressing image indeed. I picture him sitting at his little desk in his extra tight ski pants, with a picture of himself on the desk prancing down a slope, yes thats him has to be, o LOL. Madeye-Smiley
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eretochat, You are Darkie and I claim my £5 Laughing



So anyway, how DO you feel about the plight of circus animals?
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Lizzard wrote:

this is a forum, not a text message.


There should've been a comma there; I've edited it for you. wink
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lol nice harrisontherabbit, Cant believe the balls on him, after spelling his own profile name wrong, O dear. Embarassed
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WTH is Darkie lol, sorry to disappoint!! Shock
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eretochat, Lizzard is a proper noun. (As opposed to lizard, which isn't.) Not that I expect you to understand the difference.

Now, who is this person really? I refuse to believe it can actually be real - I know recent governments haven't done the education system any favours, but it can't have deteriorated to that extent, surely. Laughing
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Really does not matter what you call your self, i reckon your as slimely as a lizard, as ugly as one inside and out, also was waiting to see would you pick up on the noun. Familiarity information: LIZARD used as a noun is rare, only used by extreme knobs, Laughing wink Please now go and do us all a favor, and pick up gardening, would suit you far better.
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LIZARD used as a noun is rare, only used by extreme knobs

Pardon? When is it ever used as anything other than a noun? Puzzled

Reptiles, for your information, are dry scaly creatures. You may be confusing them with amphibians, which don't have scales and whose skin is often slimy in order to facilitate oxygen transfer. There, you've learned something.
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I am lizarding around today, can't be bothered to go out skiing (or snowboarding for that matter) in this very dull weather.

I might lizard a guess as to the true identify of ereforthesolepurposeofgettinguppeople'snoses
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To lizard .... to laze about in the warm. Or possibly, to bite people's appendages off. Like this:
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Does anybody else think it looks like that crocodile is smiling in an evilsmiley sort of way?
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rob@rar, I agree, he's a happy Croc
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I agree with you LIZZARD , ( lets just play along with him) i could imagine you as this creature, sneaky vicious and would be more likely to attack women i'm guessing, as you have now let the world know your a violent kinda guy, after all you get annoyed far to easy. I would hate to be the woman in your life, OOO maybe the guy, either does'nt matter i just bet your the bitch in the relationship, a screamer and a beater. Yup, if not attacked yet, you definitely have the potential. O dear. once again Lizzard has done himself wrong, by posting a picture of a Crocodile, he thinks a Crocodile is a form of Lizard, Some technical differences between true lizards (Order Squamata) and alligators and crocodiles (Order Crocodilia) is that the true lizards have bony eye rings; no secondary palates (except a few skink species); and overlapping scales. Crocodilians have no bony eye ring, a bony secondary palate, and bony scutes without overlapping scales. There are many others, but these are some of the most significant. Or maybe one should explain better for the Lizzzzzzard dimmmers amongst us, taxonomically speaking, Lizards are under the Reptilian order Squamata, while the crocodiles, gharials, caimans and alligators are under the Reptilian order Crocodilia. Therefore Crocodillians are not the Scaled Reptiles (Lizards). So um thanks for posting a random picture of a crocodile LOL. rolling eyes
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That was like that bit in Ace Ventura where Ace Ventura explains the difference between a porpoise and a dolphin, except that the actor Jim Carrey isn't someone I want to stab with a fork.
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paulio, Laughing
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Order Squamata? Funny thing language, I'd be expecting some kind of pumpkin if someone was offering one.
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Now Paulio you would rather stab him with your little dick instead LOL, fork lol your such a pussy i knew it. Laughing
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That's a very, very clever comeback. Maybe you're not a complete moron after all.
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eretotroll, wanna dance?
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i just bet your the bitch in the relationship, a screamer and a beater.

Is that how you conduct your intimate relationships then? Shocked
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