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Wellness - a euphemism for perversion and/or exhibitionism?

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Norks: http://www.stensrude.com/Australia/Oz.html#norks
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queen bodecia,
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human body unclothed is a beautiful sight to behold?

Someone up there was having a laugh when he/she designed people
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/12/01/alain-baxter-main-image.jpg


is this not a thing of beauty????
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Adrian, 'Norks'................not to be confused with 'Pavlova' Laughing
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queen bodecia wrote:
I'm assuming 'norks' are 'tits'? Where on earth does a word like that come from?


I regularly visit a factory in Dongguan China. Their is a bar their frequented by ex pat's called "Tweeters" it's a copy of the American themed bar called "Hooters" only it's in China. Think about it Laughing Laughing
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sorry my link didnt work, but it was THAT picture of Alain, Iam sure you all know it by now!!!!
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Axsman, even on a woman of very advanced years where, shall we suggest, a certain degree of pertness may be lacking?
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DAB, fair point. But very few actually look like that. And without the cunningly-positioned ski it might be a little less pleasant, lol! Laughing
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queen bodecia, hmmmm.....you could be right there....actually I have always wondered if saunas are such temples of debauchery and lust, what happens when a man gets aroused??? Please don´t tell me seepage Puzzled
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DAB, You mean as in the classic dialogue on the subject from 'The Full Monty' - on last night and still a great film.
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Megamum, well OK there are limits.
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queen bodecia, hmmmm.....you could be right there....actually I have always wondered if saunas are such temples of debauchery and lust, what happens when a man gets aroused??? Please don´t tell me seepage Puzzled
Have you ever tried getting aroused when it's 90°C and someone is throwing water onto hot stones and waving a towel round his head so you think you can't breathe and are going to die? I don't think it can be done to be honest Toofy Grin
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Megamum, oh yes!!One of my favs but then I fancy Robert Carlyle like MAD!!!!
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Steilhang, it can wink But there was no towel waving maniac I grant you!
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queen bodecia, Surely God was Irish? Who else would put the leisure centre next to the sewage plant?
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welshskier wrote:
Surely God was Irish?

Has he emigrated? wink
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laundryman, I heard he had gone to Lake Tahoe Laughing
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DAB, Heavenly, no doubt!
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Just on holiday!
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laundryman, wink
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Honestly, anyone would think none of you lot was actually in possession of a human body.


Not the one I want no - she said to leave her alone
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what is this sudden group denial of being pervs ????

this whoel website is full of them , i can;t believe that as soon as the words "naked sauna" appear everyone statr pretending they are all modern europeans !!!

You're all pervs -


me included wink

More naked saunas i say
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sev112, do they not have swinger clubs in Wokingham Puzzled wink
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DAB,

if you know of any send me the details Smile
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Colin Bell, you are very strange rolling eyes
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queen bodecia, It's a northern thing Laughing
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Is it better or worse being in the buff if you know everyone else?

very good question. Laughing I have some sympathy with laundryman's feelings about Germanic rules. I well recall having to negotiate a long list before using the pool in Bad Kleinkirchheim and as for the enormous youth hostel in Munich.... Shocked One of the umpteen rules was that packs/bags were not allowed in the dormitories. There are some good reasons for such rules but it was very irritating to have to creep down loads of storeys after lights out to find some vital but left-behind item. And as for the loud, jolly (naked) German girls all yodelling in the bathroom at 0630... it was only partly because they were all beautifully brown and I was white and freckly that I was so irritated.
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Scarpa, what's a northern thing? I am semi-northern myself after all.
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even German swimming pools on a Saturday morning (shudders at the recollection).



Huh? Puzzled

Why would they be any worse than English ones?!?
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was totally confused in france thsi summer being forced to hire the slinkiest speedos ever to go swimming

except all teh women were wearing all sorts of shorts ????

What germs do us blokes have that are more mobile in swim shorts than in tiny speedos or womens's swim shorts ????
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schneeflocke, it might be different in different parts of Germany, but where I lived it was customary for Saturday morning to be 'Freikörper'. I found out the hard way. Worse than any nightmare! Laughing


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maybe it's that teh average french females have no pubic hair to harbour germs and therefore they can wear what they want ?
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sev112, bit itchy on the nose Confused
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queen bodecia,
http://youtube.com/v/04LqGogLUyQ
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queen bodecia, Hell yes , FKK; I am sure DB will be along to tell us some tales Laughing
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Kramer, I daren't! Laughing
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queen bodecia, that was bad luck...and I do find that a bit unusual for public pools, beaches yes, but they usually put up sign to stop you unsuspectingly stumbeling across nudists playing volleyball or something...
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schneeflocke, when I was about 10, my mum and dad took me toTahiti Beach in St.Tropez, I have to say it was a shock for me to watch a team of peeps playing tennis wearing only belts Shocked
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DAB, why did they wear belts? And where did they keep their second ball when serving?
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pam w, It makes you wonder how many painful errors occurred when serving their balls Shocked .
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pam w, thats the weird thing!!You know how you get these people on the beach selling stuff, well this crowd bought leather belts, it is so vivid in my memory because we just laughed and laughed, it was quite surreal!
As for the 2nd balls, Puzzled I had difficulty concerntrating, I was very young!!!
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