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Wellness - a euphemism for perversion and/or exhibitionism?

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Anything that encourages the public display of norks is fine by me. Toofy Grin
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Axsman, you really are indefatigible aren't you...

or desperate? wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Colin Bell, im with ya 100%, i really fail to grasp what is so appealing about sitting in an oven with fat, sweatty, naked OAPs whilst forcing your body into an unatural state of dehydration, but each to their own...

I also saw a programme which said that sweating is the bodies least effcient way of getting rid of toxins, so even the alleged benifits are negligible...

Funny tho, when the German language creates English words that dont exsist...
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My Husbands description of a woman he encountered in a sauna in Austria. 'My god she had a Kevin Keegan wig, tits down to her knees and what looked like a packet of brillo pads between her legs'. He sent me to do a reccy every day of that holiday to make sure she was'nt in there, before he would have a sauna.
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rosemary wrote:
My Husbands description of a woman he encountered in a sauna in Austria. 'My god she had a Kevin Keegan wig, tits down to her knees and what looked like a packet of brillo pads between her legs'. He sent me to do a reccy every day of that holiday to make sure she was'nt in there, before he would have a sauna.


Laughing

and armpits like Don King in a headlock, no doubt
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Funny tho, when the German language creates English words that dont exsist...

the French language does it too. e.g. (in a hairdressing salon, meaning "blowdry") brushing.
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rosemary, what did he think she was going to do, bite him? rolling eyes
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rosemary, oh dear, did I offend him Very Happy
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When you got over getting naked you should check out the Elysium near Rotterdam (only 15 mins from Snowworld Zoetermeer).

This plcae is amazing you can spend a whole day or two here . They got 23 saunas, all various kinds. 19 Baths, An excellent restaurant.

http://www.elysium.nl/nl/home/1474,,,,,,/
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Axsman wrote:
Anything that encourages the public display of norks is fine by me. Toofy Grin
Does that include you when skiing on yer B2 pillows wink
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stanton, looks fab, pity I can only understand about 6 words on the website
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It looks horrendous to me; designed by a lad who used to do the graphics for Warhammer?
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Only cuties there too. rolling eyes
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pam w, no idea what warhammer is, maybe I'll like that too? Little Angel
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
holidayloverxx, http://www.warhammeronline.com/trial/
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pam w, just appreciative of the female form (particularly a great pair of norks) Toofy Grin

Frosty the Snowman, b2's now retired. Zenith replacements were excellent this week in everything from hardpack to powder. Even the late pm porridge didn't faze them snowHead
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Wellnes! pah!

It might make fat wobbly schnitzelfressers feel better about themselves, but they can keep it.

A sauna is only worthwhile if a) everyone else is gorgeous and b) so are you.

I have the good fortune to be incredibly good looking, but the chances of finding a sauna replete with equally attractive folk is remmote. Possibly they should introduce some kind of streaming system, possibly indicated by symbols, like the Ladies and Gents symbols. Maybe a pear shaped symbol for the sweaty uggos to go and desport themselves, warts and all while I and the beautiful people can have the sauna we deserve with alittle light music and a cool down in chilled champagne.

Until such time I shall don my 1920s striped bathing costume and straw boater and if you want to see any more it'll cost you.
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holidayloverxx wrote:
stanton, looks fab, pity I can only understand about 6 words on the website


Yep, Im amazed the website is not also in German & English.
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shiva_71 wrote:
Colin Bell, im with ya 100%, i really fail to grasp what is so appealing about sitting in an oven with fat, sweatty, naked OAPs whilst forcing your body into an unatural state of dehydration, but each to their own...


Why does that make you "with him 100%"?

You have a completely different (and perfectly reasonable) point.

His point was entirely about the nudity, and whether wellness centres where nudity is the norm are about exhibitionism or "perving".

Your point is about whether you like saunas in general or not, and would apply equally whether clothed or naked.
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As I'm half British/German I gotta laugh at this.

The Brits are prudes and the Germans/Austrians are OCD to the point that when they clash its hysterical.

As for the French ruling on trunks in public baths, I can only guess that theres a few french companies big in the lycra game, as seems to be the case with many of their daft policies.
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Esco wrote:
As I'm half British/German
Do you just bare the German half?

I've encountered many a Brit in the sauna. Some do seem to start off a bit prudish but they soon get over it. We're being a bit steroetyped here.
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Do you just bare the German half?


who was it who only had one?
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A general concensus is that the OP is a bit of a prude! And he has dissapeared, maybe he felt that snowHead would be a refuge for his values!
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pam w, Himmler had something similar, I believe. Laughing
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Axsman wrote:
Anything that encourages the public display of norks is fine by me. Toofy Grin


Just for you wink

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I think I've had her.
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