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Well I never !! stripping on the piste.

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In all the 20 odd years of skiing I’ve seen some funny things, but..
On a short trip with OH to Austria at the moment, Gotzens, for easy skiing above Gotzens/Mutters and a day or 2 at Axamer Lizum. Day 2, coming back up from a wiz down the red to Gotzens, see a woman, maybe late 20’s, standing other side of the top of the lift barrier at the top of the gondola. No one else around,( it’s been lovely and quite with good snow), I’m just coming off the lift, walk out and drop ski’s on the snow and while I’m faffing around clipping boots and putting gloves and goggles on, this woman starts taking clothes off… First off is ski jacket, then the fleece, then the base layer, leaving just BRA, then hands come around her back and quick as a flash, before I can offer my services she pops her bra off. Shocked Then starts putting layers back on. Sad Well, as I said, never in 20 odd years have I ever seen anything like it, a real eye opener, or an eye full whichever, if you know what I mean.
I have no idea what was going on, and I am too much of a gentleman to have enquired at the time, so ladies, have you been up to such striptease indulgences whilst skiing, in total public view ?
(sorry chaps, it was all too much of a surprise to get any photos). Or maybe it was just a dream !!! Toofy Grin
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JK, Were you never a boy scout? Evil or Very Mad

A novel way of cooling down I suppose Confused
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
deploying ABS Madeye-Smiley
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halfhand, no never a scout but always prepared Toofy Grin except apparently when young ladies pop there boobs out in front of me rolling eyes
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JK, Yes it can put one on the back foot when it first happens but one soon gets used to it wink Laughing
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I reckon she had an uncomfortable bra on and wasn't the bashful type, maybe a veteran of topless sunbathing or similar. I supose from your perspective did she have the body to carry it off?
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Megamum, certainly no veteran Toofy Grin far too young and not really that well tanned wink Al in all, it was one hell of a pleasant surprise but all too short lived
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this thread is useless etc..
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bertie bassett, The pictures one paints with one's mind though wink
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ski instructor, poss ex racer used to changing in front of everyone, no doubt about it.
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when she's older she'll've learned to take off her bra without removing the outerwear, and you'll be glad she has Smile
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kittya,
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when she's older she'll've learned to take off her bra without removing the outerwear

Most girls I've known have been quite capable before their 20's she probably just chose not to wink
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JK, I know we've had fantasies about that beer with our name on whilst ascending the last lift, but aren't you taking it too far ? Shocked On second thoughts.... If Carlsberg did ski lifts. Madeye-Smiley
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You know it makes sense.
geepee wrote:
JK, I know we've had fantasies about that beer with our name on whilst ascending the last lift, but aren't you taking it too far ? Shocked On second thoughts.... If Carlsberg did ski lifts. Madeye-Smiley


Who needs fantasises..

cough.. skilerhrinnen...cough..
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I have a friend who doesn't mind catheterising herself in front of everybody - blokes and all. Personally, I'll get changed in front of just about anybody, if they want to have a look and chuck it in the w*nk bank for later then fine by me. Probably just uncomfortable underwear, either that or you were being filmed for your reaction and they didn't catch up with you to get you to sign the paperwork Smile
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Monium, fair dues wink
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Interesting approach to layering Smile
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JK, itchy bra.......eewww can really ruin a girls skiing. She did the right thing, think of all that time she saved instead of traipsing about looking for a loo, probably got a couple of extra runs in, fair play to the girl Very Happy
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