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Skiing is for toffs

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Whilst standing at a bus stop at Gatwick long-stay car park last Saturday morning, there was a bloke wearing maroon crushed velvet trousers - like the upholstery from an Elizabethan chaise longue - and a foppish cravate around his neck, smoking a cigarillo, and speaking about his forthcoming skiing holiday in a voice half way between the caddish Fast Show character ("me, in a girl's private school, at 3am, with my reputation?") and Peter Cook's "Squatter And The Ant" voice.

Skiers, everyone!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
paulio, what do you habitually wear then?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Not the above garb, clearly. I also forgot to mention he was wearing what appeared to be Napoleon's admiralty jacket.
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paulio, don't really care what others wear - or what they sound like. Why do you?
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Says more about you than him i'm afraid.
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The only genuine toff of my acquaintance usually wears an antiquated ski jacket and jogging pants.
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paulio wrote:
Whilst standing at a bus stop at Gatwick long-stay car park last Saturday morning, there was a bloke wearing maroon crushed velvet trousers - like the upholstery from an Elizabethan chaise longue - and a foppish cravate around his neck, smoking a cigarillo, and speaking about his forthcoming skiing holiday in a voice half way between the caddish Fast Show character ("me, in a girl's private school, at 3am, with my reputation?") and Peter Cook's "Squatter And The Ant" voice.

Skiers, everyone!


Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled

Don't understand why he was at Gatwick long-stay carpark - David Goldsmith hasn't even got a car. Toofy Grin
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paulio, I am a fully paid up Hoodie from a council estate in Dublin and I'm a skier!



* although the ski club in Ireland is run by people that match your description quite well Very Happy
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paulio, You would think Prince charles had staff to park the car wink
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paulio, do we really have to tolerate oiks like you on our slopes???




wink
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stoatsbrother wrote:
paulio, do we really have to tolerate oiks like you on our slopes???




wink


Spoken like a fully paid up member of The Ski Club






wink
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Nadenoodlee wrote:
Says more about you than him i'm afraid.


What does it say about me? Please elaborate.
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achilles wrote:
paulio, don't really care what others wear.


Yes you do. Here's some proof.

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47280#1124365
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
paulio, Very Happy
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Saw a chap in a tweed suit in Tignes last week, I assumed that it was a stag trip of sorts
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This year I have seen:

- Batman
- several cows
- a milk carton
- a stag
- a banana
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Have you been looking through my bedroom window again?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
paulio, It says that you are far too interested in class/ status and are probably insecure.
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I saw a group in Blues Brothers gear Very Happy
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Fattes13, you're not from tallaght by any chance?


okbye
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Best costume I saw this year was Bubbles Devere. She is a toff.
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Nadenoodlee wrote:
paulio, It says that you are far too interested in class/ status and are probably insecure.


No it doesn't.

Would you perhaps like to have another laughably failed public attempt at unravelling my personality, based on nothing more than a flippant comedic post on an internet forum?
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Lizzard wrote:
This year I have seen:

- Batman
- several cows
- a milk carton
- a stag
- a banana


Wot no Santas? Couldn't move for 'em in La Plagne over Xmas/NYE Laughing

naturally there are two Purple Cows on the La Plagne Milka Run ask nicely and they give you a bit Toofy Grin
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Boredsurfing wrote:
ask nicely and they give you a bit Toofy Grin

Shocked
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snowpatrol, Either you know me ior that is scary Very Happy

Was at a meeting last year and when asked where in Dublin I was from said the bit of the north side they left on the south side quick as a Flash came the answer Tallaght boy then Shocked
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Ah paulio, I have missed your comments... Toofy Grin
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And I yours.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Jon.L wrote:
Boredsurfing wrote:
ask nicely and they give you a bit Toofy Grin

Shocked


Would that be a bit of the udder ? Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Fattes13, Laughing just a shot in the dark...got a mate from tallaght who...ahem...shall we say...has good contacts... for when i'm down in your fine city...



okbye
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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paulio, Good trip then? How was the little one?
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Boredsurfing wrote:
Lizzard wrote:
This year I have seen:

- Batman
- several cows
- a milk carton
- a stag
- a banana


Wot no Santas? Couldn't move for 'em in La Plagne over Xmas/NYE Laughing

naturally there are two Purple Cows on the La Plagne Milka Run ask nicely and they give you a bit Toofy Grin


Saw a bunch (squad, school, flock?) of penguins in the 3v last month. Not dinnerjackers, real penguin suits. They were off piste and looked quite good at it (to my untrained eye). snowHead
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Axsman, stop smoking that stuff. NehNeh
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Shimmy Alcott wrote:
paulio, Good trip then? How was the little one?


Good as gold.
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paulio, I once shared a chalet with The Honorable.... and Lady....... The Honourable and his chums arrived in striped Henley blazers; but they did not wear them for the rest of the stay. They were fine. Only found out they were titled from seeing the passports. No forelock tugging or curtseying required all week.

I have seen cravats at SCGB but the only red trousers were corduroys on posh pensioners. DG is not the cravat type.
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snowpatrol, I am sure you do Very Happy If you ever need anything he cant get you give me a shout. Twisted Evil
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paulio wrote:
Whilst standing at a bus stop at Gatwick long-stay car park last Saturday morning, there was a bloke wearing maroon crushed velvet trousers - like the upholstery from an Elizabethan chaise longue - and a foppish cravate around his neck, smoking a cigarillo, and speaking about his forthcoming skiing holiday in a voice half way between the caddish Fast Show character ("me, in a girl's private school, at 3am, with my reputation?") and Peter Cook's "Squatter And The Ant" voice.

Skiers, everyone!


You should have said hello I was only there for five minutes.................... Laughing
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Good, I've always wanted to be a toff - I didn't realise I could become one just by skiing!
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
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paulio wrote:
Whilst standing at a bus stop at Gatwick long-stay car park last Saturday morning, there was a bloke wearing maroon crushed velvet trousers - like the upholstery from an Elizabethan chaise longue - and a foppish cravate around his neck, smoking a cigarillo, and speaking about his forthcoming skiing holiday in a voice half way between the caddish Fast Show character ("me, in a girl's private school, at 3am, with my reputation?") and Peter Cook's "Squatter And The Ant" voice.

Skiers, everyone!


Sounds like an interesting character, as people at the extremities of society's social scale often are. It seems to me that the more towards the centre of our country's class structure we go, the duller, grayer and fecking boring people tend to be.
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PJSki, Its like the Billy Connoly joke of the toboganist
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