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What do you do on a holiday??

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In five weeks time, I am going on my first ski holiday in years. I'm no stranger to the snow having worked the last seven seasons, but I have a question. What exactly do you do on a ski holiday??? Puzzled Laughing Laughing
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Breakfast.... ski... coffee.... ski.... beer... ski..... apres beers..... dinner.... beers..... bed..... pretty much sums it up for me wink
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Apres beers includes dancing on tables whilst wearing ski boots.

Dont forget on day one to buy your lift pass.
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freestyleandy, Catered self catered or hotel, makes a huge difference wink
Which type of punter are you going to be Cool
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SnowGod, I like that idea wink

Boredsurfing, Do I have to choose a punter type before I go on the holiday, or can I choose when I arrive? Laughing
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freestyleandy, no you must make the decision before you go that if any other punters have difficulty stereotyping you you can tell them straight away... and you're not allowed to change type half way through either, just cos someone of another punter type looks to having more fun..... for that reason alone I'd go for the beer swilling ski monster type... Laughing Confused Confused
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Wake up late, Ski for a few hours, Beers...Rinse and Repeat
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Ski, eat, drink and sleep.
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+ take some photos

+ go clubbing
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Brakfast, ski, beer, ski, pick up kids from ski school, lunch - pref outdoors under blue sky, eat and drink far too much, take kids swimming/sledging/snowball fighting, little snooze, dinner - again eating far too much, more drinks then bed. Repeat X 6. If skiing with another family/ies then skiing will reume in the afternoon with ladies/gents alternating days for skiing/childcare. Simples.

I normally book everything beforehand so no first day rush - lift passes, ski lessons, ski equipment (for best price).
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you actually ski rather than walking around town trying to look like you own it and talking in a loud voice about your hi-jinks from the night before wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
-clubbing
-dancing in ski boots
-beer at lunch

+eating lunch, preferably on the lift if it's a powder day
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Swap the coffee for chocolate and cram lunch in with the first beer, and SnowGod has it just about perfect.
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You know it makes sense.
Breakfast
Ski
Gluhwein
Ski
Lunch with beers
More skiing
Apres skiing with obligatory dancing on table
Think about getting some dinner
Some late apres ski then bed and repeat 6 times
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Breakfast
Ski (without coffe break if choice is mine)
Lunch with one glass of wine (not more than an hour, preferably less)
Ski (again without gluhwein break, if choice is mine - unless it's very cold and/or comfort break required)
Cuppa or quick bevvy or - depending on resort - raucous behaviour in bar on way back from skiing
Swim and sauna if available, otherwise a bit of stretching. If self-catering, might on occasion have to replace these with some shopping.
Ablutions - lingering over these is an important part of holiday - plus laundry
Another quick bevvy if time, If self-catering, drink while preparing supper.
Supper with wine
Scrabble, intellectual (or not) conversation, bopping, depending on mood/opportunities, accompanied by another bevvy or two.
Bed
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6 hours skiing,12 hours apres,6 hours sleeping,repeat.
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freestyleandy, Now you are a punter - revisit seven-years worth of dumb questions and see if they amuse/irritate the resort staff as much as they amused/irritated you ?
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Wake, one S, breakfast, another S, ski, butty, beer, other two S's, food, beer & sleep.
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Mosha Marc, blimey, I'm jealous.
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freestyleandy, there's a common theme coming out here, in case you hadn't picked up on it.... a ski holiday primarily involves skiing interspersed with eating and drinking plus a little sleep if there's time....

Have to say, I've been to quite a few hotels offering spa's and pools and stuff but I've never once availed myself of any of them so don't bother paying extra for hotels with those facilities nowadays... also the lift pass often covers entry to this and that... climbing walls, leisure centres, ice rinks etc.... but I've also never availed myself of any of those things either so maybe I should ask for a small discount on future lift passes wink ... I always feel that all these "niceties" are best reserved for summer hols.... winter is for skiing eating and drinking!

I've been extremely lucky and only ever had one ski holiday where the weather has made the mountain unskiable for a day and a half in Cormayeur.... so we sat in a restaurant all day eating fabulous local cuisine and drinking bottle after bottle of Barolo.... Laughing Laughing
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Hurtle wrote:
Mosha Marc, blimey, I'm jealous.
Remember, the evening ones are a shower and shave. wink
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Mosha Marc, oh, right, not so jealous then! Laughing

SnowGod, I wouldn't go looking for a swim/sauna in town - only avail myself (with huge pleasure, even though it's usually only a few lengths and 15 mins in the sauna) if they're on the premises. Agree with your use of time if weather unskiable, though again I'd try and sober up enough to have a swim if poss.
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ski, have a laugh, sleep. Repeat each day.
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freestyleandy wrote:
SnowGod, I like that idea wink

Boredsurfing, Do I have to choose a punter type before I go on the holiday, or can I choose when I arrive? Laughing


A guide to Billys can be found here wink
http://www.natives.co.uk/billy.htm
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Arrive in awe at how beautiful the mountains are, and how you would defo move out here if the chance arose - just like you promised yourself last year Madeye-Smiley

Drink large amoounts of whatever is offered on first evening, wake next day slightly bleary eyed, comment on how these ski pants fitted perfectly last year (must be the damn washing machine snowHead snowHead ), organise everything for everyone in party including 7 kids inc ski hire, lift passes, lessons, piste maps, sun screen / goggles depending on prevailing weather, then finally get your ski's on about 10.30 am and - - - - - - paradise.........

Then pretty much into routines quoted by lots of others, ski/eat/drink/ski/drink/eat/.....maybe add ...... fiddle with your boot setting constantly on first day, try skiing the cruddy off piste switch, then remind yourself as to why you are NOT as proficient off piste as you would like to be.... Embarassed and sensibly get back on terra firma where you belong!!!

Next 5 days similar routine with increasing amounts of awe/dreams of becoming a seasonairre, drunkedness, tiredness, overeating etc....then miserable climb onto transfer bus wishing you could do it all again and scowling that 40cm of fresh fell last night just in time for next weeks punters Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Hope you have a great time !!!!
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Breakfast. Ski. Hot Chocolate. Ski. Lunch with soft drink. Ski. Sometimes beer/gluhwein. Sauna. Dinner with beer. Sometimes more beer while chatting. Bed. Repeat 6 times.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Nothing to add really:

Breakfast - ski - lunch - ski - drink - shower - dinner - talk/read/write/scrabble/cards(pick one) - bed. All with 5 others. Repeat. Days 3-8 with guide.
The fantastic variety comes from the landscape/snow/variety of route (sometimes requiring a walk with skis on shoulders or an hour on skins to get to)
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I once had a massage - don't ever go there, most painful thing ever - ski thighs deserve more respect and need to be left alone until the swelling goes down.
Occasional hot tubs are nice:
- dressup - goggles, hats, helments etc. in a hot tub are very amusing. Also if you wear powder masks it adds a whole other slightly dark element as they look a bit like gimp masks....
- if you're single I'm sure they are quite useful for surrepticious underwater leg flirting... Laughing
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Parkyparcours, where are these outdoor hot tubs? Ive never seen one, is that because we tend to ski in France?
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Shimmy Alcott wrote:
Parkyparcours, where are these outdoor hot tubs? Ive never seen one, is that because we tend to ski in France?


They have them in Canada, hotel in Fernie had one and enjoyed one with a mountain view in LAke Louise.

Certainly an experience Very Happy
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elgrego, ah, not ventured that far.
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Laugh and have lots of fun Very Happy Very Happy
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Breakfast, kids to ski school, ski, vin chaud/Xante, ski, collect kids, lunch, ski, vin chaud/beers/xante, ski, dinner, TV/DVD's, bed
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Had an outdoor hot tub in Banff the size of a small swimming pool. Very relaxing.

My daughter often drags me to the ice skating rink a couple of evenings, all you need after a hard days skiing.


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Shimmy Alcott, I'd recommend that you do if at all possible Smile

(venture that far, that is) well worth the long journey is Canada.
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I think lots of North American resorts can do you an outside hot tub. We had one in Killington, but I don't think it made up for the drive to the slopes.
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Shimmy Alcott, our fave chalet in France has an outdoor hot tub.



See? Cool
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Yeeugghhhh, nasty unhygienic things. A warm slurry of microbes.
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Hurtle, "Ablutions" I love that word. Always puts me in mind of Carry On films Laughing Laughing

Shimmy Alcott, We had an outdoor hot tub at a chalet in Chamonix. Great fun - dip in the hot tub, jump out, make snow angels, jump back in. Ohhhh it stings Skullie
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andyph, Our last chalet had one indoors, which I kinda thought defeated the oblject. Confused

Brekki
ski
lunch(usually without alcohol)
ski
possibly a drink or two
maybe tea and cake depending on accommodation
stretch (dependent on how many drinks I've had)
bath/shower
dinner
copious amounts of wine
bed
repeat
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