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madmole,

Oh yeah that sounds right - dangerous game golf -especially at the major championships where you get 20,000 people a day for 4 days wtaching the golf - i seem to remember all those cases every year of spectators or players dying from being hit by golf balls ;
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sev112 wrote:
madmole,

Oh yeah that sounds right - dangerous game golf -especially at the major championships where you get 20,000 people a day for 4 days wtaching the golf - i seem to remember all those cases every year of spectators or players dying from being hit by golf balls ;


Much more likely the golf death rates get hit by 70 year olds having heart attacks on the way round - they'd have had a heart attack anyway, but they happen to be carrying a bag of golf clubs at the time. Same problem in diving - people who have a medical condition that because they are underwater means they get dead.
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Driving requires certification because the basic technical skills and rules of road use cannot reasonably be learnt by trial/error/experience on a public road. Basic technical skills in skiing can reasonably be learnt by trial/error/experience in commonly available nursery areas. The FIS rules for skiing are very simple.

While diving doesn't require certification, obtaining certification is commonplace because quite apart from easing access to equipment and services, it is plainly recognised by potential exponents that being taught how to use the specialised equipment and how to conduct the arcane process of a dive is far easier and quicker than trial/error/experience, ie there's a lot of complicated but fundamental stuff. The hazard of drowning is stark and pervasive, and so the correct perception of certification being clearly safer than trial/error/experience. Certification is to be encouraged as any fundamental mistake is potentially deadly. In alpine skiing, the equipment is self-explanatory, the basic process involved conceptually simple, the rules of the piste succinct and a fundamental mistake just makes you look cr@p.

The only thing that'll prevent collisions is the promotion and enforcement of the FIS rules, and IMV a certificated course would be an officious, clumsy and vapid way of doing this.
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As I learned when I wondered down to my local course outside Berlin a while back with another American and two Englishmen, you apparently need a license to play golf in Germany. For four people who after spending five minutes observing all the Germans playing could clearly play them off the course, this was absurd. We were told to take a day off work, pay the club professional for his time, and pay a €150 fee on top of that to get the license. We would then be able to pay €50 a round at a frankly garbage course any time we like. Never mind that we've all be golfing for 20+ years.

This ski license idea reminds me of that. Total crap idea.
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So why does Germany require you to be licensed to play golf but not to ski ?
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sev112 wrote:
So why does Germany require you to be licensed to play golf but not to ski ?


Those crazy Germans eh?
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slikedges, nicely put.

And indeed, completely supports my earlier suggestion of breeding licences being fundamentally more important and useful.
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The Austrian License to Ski is simple

It will be based on weather you can remain on the hill and finish Apres Ski after 8pm ++

Be able to drink at least 5 beers & 5 Schnapps & then ski down successfully unaided without incident you will have passed the test.

There is however a caveat.

You must be able to remove one ski and demonstrate you can still ski down on a single plank in perfect control & style without a Helmet or an ABS (Absolute Bull Schießer) ruksak Very Happy Very Happy

All failures should rebook into Bulgaria,Romania or France.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Stop The Brutal Grooming

Ban Helmets that cover the Ears

Ban Personal Music Players


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stanton, I think it will be based on whether you can spell the correct word.
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