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80's one piece ski suits, neon colours, ahhh!

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Why the topic Puzzled

Coz I need one. I've been looking on E-bay and there are bad ones but I need a terrible one. Neon green, yellow and pinks, awful patterns and such like. Surely someone here has a parent with one stashed in the attic, maybe you own one yourself wink

The following is a guide, but is only moderately bad



If you've got pictures of the worst ski suit please add them to help me choose what style to go for.
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This has to be a bet! snowHead
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
http://www.fluorescentrompersuits.co.uk/

Enjoy!
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rich75, I dont know how to put a link on but check this out.

The link fairy strikes again

We bought these from C&A for our ski trips to Aviemore in 1987 - we were the dogs dangly bits ! Can I just add this is my mate who now lives in America. And I wrote dogs B0ll0ck$ above.
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Second page of the submitted pictures has some truly awful examples! Sunglasses are recommended snowHead
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Don't want to compete with rompersuits r us, but couldn't resist these two in Tignes last week Laughing
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Alan Craggs, That one is pretty bad. I saw some awful ones in Austria 3 weeks ago but alas no camera to record for others amusement Sad
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I sold an awful 80's one on E bay at the beginning of the season. I shiver at the thought of someone actually wearing it on the slopes. I saw some classics in Tigns and Val the other week - actually think it is still very "french" to wear one - or so the french think so!
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rich75, the only way to be authentic is to grow a mullet also!
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Russell, I was there one of them was in a one orange effort and looked like a traffic cone.
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I wish I had had a camera but the most spectacularly bad taste 1-piece that has passed my vision recently was in Montgenevre - muddling down the return slope to the village - disco yellow body with some form of other fluorescent pattern running through it
.... and i was only driving through the village when it caught my eye
... and to top it all, the wearer was a truly stunning specimen who really should have been wearing something more flattering (though as i was looking from a distance, it could have been a case of good from far, far from good Little Angel )
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Alan Craggs, Can you put these pics somewhere more accesible? (Like the one at the begining of this thread,) for lazy g.... like me who dont have the time to remember passwords and re-registering!
Thanks Little Angel
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7136584260&rd=1

Is this any good to you (ends in an hour though)?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7136373853&rd=1

Or maybe this one?
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And another:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7136409814&rd=1

Jacket only but still very bad taste:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=93790&item=7136825202&rd=1

And then we get to the Holy Grail of ski gear - Elho Freestyle:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=39328&item=5169290058&rd=1&ssPageName=WD4V
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13048&item=6746941708&rd=1&ssPageName=WD4V
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It will take many years to expunge this image from my mind from Verbier; a 6'3" , bearded, 20-stone chap skiiing in tight, purple, leather leder-hosen. Didn;t have the courage to take a photo - he looked big and *mean*.
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I am away with my kids tomorrow for a week in the Italian Alps, I will make sure I get some pics of the the latest fluorescent trends and post em here.
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boredsurfin, putting images in the threads here does have a resource impact Cool and as you're so bored, maybe a few seconds registration would help to alleviate your ennui? wink
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Still looking for terrible Dayglo colours, lots of multi colour but where are the truly awful ones?

Pinks, yellow green and the like, they used to be the thing, have they really all been thrown away?

However Sherlock Chalets Holy Grails are genuinely bad, shame they aren't actually ski suits!
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rich75 you're gonna have to tell us what your up to ... fancy dress, 80s reunion??? Very Happy
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rich75, I saw one being worn in Serre Chevalier in January. They all seem to be worn by large Italians.
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Alan Craggs, Good point, well made, tried it, didnt work,
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rich75, Mrs Bungle saw this and thought you might like it although it is a two piece. Only an hour left so be quick and its already up to £21 Razz
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Oh dear god. Surely the lurid colours/patterns cause one's lift pass to malfunction?
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Bungle, Someone is going to wear THAT Shocked Shocked Shocked
I have heard a rumour that there's a worldwide boarder ÜberGaper comp going on.
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Bungle wrote:
rich75, Mrs Bungle saw this and thought you might like it although it is a two piece. Only an hour left so be quick and its already up to £21 Razz


Bungle what can I say, that is tragic, it is almost as bad as what I am looking for, but I really want neon... Madeye-Smiley

Why do I want one you keep asking?

Going to Meribel on the 19th again, just got back a couple of weeks ago, going with a load of uni mates and the challenge is to see who can turn up with the worst one piece. If you are there that week you may well see us about. Though how many days we plan to use them instead of our regular gear I don't know. We may also look for some further items to compliment the suits.

There will be photos and I will post them. The best part is not knowing just how bad everyone elses are gonna be Cool

Gonna need a week off afterwards to recover...
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Oh and I'm 6ft / 11.5 stone if anyones got one that might fit me!
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rich75, how about this?
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Oooh and just 99p at the moment, tempting!!
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rich75, it's got your name written all over it. Ok actually it doesn't, it has "ski" and campri written all over it in big luminous letters.

I've always fancied getting hold of one myself, and then turning up one day to ski in it, and seeing if my friends will still admit to knowing me? Laughing
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oh yeah, here we go snowHead snowHead snowHead

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7138447515&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7138497677&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62178&item=7138313353&rd=1


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rich75, I'm sorry - didn't read the requirement properly! - its a pity as the final price was £21 and strangely enough the description included the words "never worn", it was extra large as well and to "cap" wink it all, the seller tragically didn't include a picture of the neon? "matching hat".

You'll kick yourself if one of your mates turns up in it you know - you don't have a david kent (the winner) in your party do you? Razz Razz

Here's another one - are you feeling bright, gay and colourful? trouble is you aren't small and again, its not neon Sad

Again, its made by Rodeo - those C&A boys really got into the early 90's fashion thing didn't they?
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Kramer, and rich75, oh yes... I bow to your superior search skills. Mrs Bungle has been dismissed....
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Its is a sad fact that the best and most horrific suits are the womens ones and they are all small, other wise I would definitely be onto a winner! I don't think any of my mates are that small either so I can't even give them a sporting chance Smile

And unless one of them is using a pseudoname, then no, none of them are called David Kent
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Bungle wrote:
"matching hat".


I did chuckle when I read that! Very Happy
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It really makes me chuckle, the way that the people who are selling these things really try and talk them up, "very designer looking", "made to measure", and the like. Surely they must realise that they're selling tat, and that anyone who is buying one will only be doing so for a wee wee take?
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rich75, I'm getting into this now, can Mrs Bungle and I gate crash your comp with this - I know they are a bit tame but would we get extra judges marks for "his and hers" outfits?

Kramer - agree - though perhaps more amazing given some we have seen are the ones that say "worn once"!! snowHead
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