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I got this new thing.................

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Poster: A snowHead
it's called a shop, we fit boots, sell boots, part ex boots, resource boots for you!

We call it SOLE, have you got SOLE?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Can I be the first to say...













Fishy sounding SPAM?? wink
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Am I missing something - like location? Shocked

All I can make out is, it's in a basement some place. rolling eyes
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
SMALLZOOKEEPER, cool! Er, yeah, where have you (literally) set up shop? The numbering looks French. You back in Chamonix?
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it looks like 14, Chemin Des Pouvilles if my memory serves me right ?
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vandalism courtesy of Mounta1nGoat Toofy Grin
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Not sure about the sign?


Superb.

Such shameless advertising should be abused.
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anarchicsaltire, Laughing
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fatbob wrote:
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Fishy sounding SPAM?? wink


I did notice the Fish Tank. Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
anarchicsaltire wrote:
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Is that at the bottom end of town?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
daehwons, yep - its along the back passage from the old shop.
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Smokin Joe wrote:
daehwons, yep - its along the back passage from the old shop.


ah, yes, round the back
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Milking stools! Is that an indication of pricing policy?

Anyway, SMALLZOOKEEPER congratulations and best of luck.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
SMALLZOOKEEPER, you paid the interior design team too much.
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congrats and good luck for a cracking first season
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, will you be around on Friday evening?
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Arno, Yep.
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Arno, Yep.
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Arno, Yep.
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Is there an echo in here?
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, The very best of luck in your new venture. Just to give you a plug:

SMALLZOOKEEPER, fitted me with some new boots 2-3 years ago and they were/are a work of love that fit me like a condom.
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Frosty the Snowman, Just a word of advice - please don't get the two items muddled up - boots on feet, condom on your whatsit OK?
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not wanting to carp on about it but is this really the plaice?
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, congratulations - is it SOLE due to the soles on boots or is it also a clever acronym for something? If not do you want suggestions? Twisted Evil
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Sole because of what they are, and because we like Soul Music.
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
they were/are a work of love that fit me like a condom.


Yes, took several days of wearing for someone to notice a small lump inside them. Toofy Grin
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thefatcontroller, wink Well he must have been wearing it wrong - on most of them you are not meant to put the 'lumps' inside!! Shocked
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So as you ask for directions to the ski boot plaice... you hear...

"Ahhh... Sole. You go down ze back passage!" Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Scarpa, And so the population move, saying Ass hole to each other on a daily basis, awesome. Toofy Grin
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Scarpa wrote:
So as you ask for directions to the ski boot plaice... you hear...

"Ahhh... Sole. You go down ze back passage!" Laughing


I thought rear entry went out long ago. Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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geepee, and yet another winner. (Am I your only fan, or is everyone else too busy groaning/clutching their heads? Laughing )
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Congratulations SMALLZOOKEEPER.

Top tip...

...give an address and we might, just might be able to find you Toofy Grin
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Hurtle, Actually I had some other people at the xmas do who remarked on my puns. I just think that skiing has a very rich source of word play.

You're my favourite pun stalker. Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley
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geepee, Toofy Grin
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, personally I prefer the front entrance! Toofy Grin




All the best with the new venture!
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