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...of the non alcholic variety! My personal favourites are a bag of M+S Percy Pigs stashed in the pack. A certain skiing gnome of my acquaintance swears by Mini Eggs. He always has a few bags with him as they are a great ice breaker with the ladieees, strange how even the most attractive fail to register quite how ugly he is when offered a bag! Toofy Grin Other suggestions for pack space?
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Got to be Tangfastics, though we need several bags for the "How many Cherry Bollocks can you suck on?" competition.
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PsychoBabble, love Percy Pigs and the piglets, and the mixed bag with cows and sheep ........... I have bought some this week for our trip. They will not make it to the pastures of the Portes du Soleil. I estimate they will have gone well before Dijon Embarassed Embarassed (Calais if the kids go to sleep and we keep them in the front)
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hyweljenkins, as in how many can you fit in your mouth in one go?
Lou, variety is all very well but pig (big or small) is best! snowHead
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Big sausage Embarassed erm with emmental cheese through it. Tasty.
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PsychoBabble, yup, but you've also go to suck on them to draw the sourness into your gums. 9 out of 10 dentists recommend it to fight tooth decay.
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kill_reign, how does that work? Drill a hole through the centre of the said "big sausage" or a surgical incision the full length?hyweljenkins, what is this "dentist" of which you speak?
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Having lived for a short while in Uddingston, I'm partial to a Tunnocks wafer. With no cheese.
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Got to be Tangfastics

Mmmm. Yummy. Don't know about the ball sucking antics that you favour, but these sweets are a real weakness of mine.
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Big sausage erm with emmental cheese through it. Tasty.

Do you mean Kaiser Krainer? Have to agree these are pretty damn good........not so handy as a ski treat though. Can't imagine stashing a load of these in a rucksack and handing them out.
hyweljenkins, I think I may have the same dentist. It is pretty much proven fact that tangfantastics will kill any form of life.
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PsychoBabble, anyway now that I've admitted that Percy will not make it to the pistes, the only treat we usually carry is Milka choc. It's something about being in the mountains I think, because it wouldn't be my first choice here.
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PsychoBabble, a dentist is someone who can turn any person in to a cashpoint.
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gummi bears! Very Happy guaranteed winner on lifts and gets the kids into line super quick! plus small unit size lasts the whole day (although large handful shoved into gob counteracts this to some degree!!)
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