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The Opticians Ski Club

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Anyone wanting to catch up on goggle trends should be able to find something appealing here.

Anything take your fancy?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Are they the 118 year-old skiers mentioned on another thread?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
The two hunks on the left and right are modelling 'over the glass' goggles, but they didn't read the manual.
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A view from the spyhole in the locked door of the SCGB V'Despair club chalet. The next step was setting the dogs on the crumbly old ingrates for being an embarrassment.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Whoops, Masque.

again
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Masque, that's not possible, because no one over 60 is allowed on SCGB trips...
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
There's obviously been some misunderstanding. The photo shows the Opticians Ski Club of Ohio, which welcomes new members over the age of 65 who have four eyes and bionic vision.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
David Goldsmith wrote:
There's obviously been some misunderstanding. The photo shows the Opticians Ski Club of Ohio, which welcomes new members over the age of 65 who have four eyes and bionic vision.


How long have you been a member? Laughing
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Very funny. The free bus pass is my main goal right now. Hoping for a concession on prescription goggles if it's part of the OSCO membership package.
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
"After the introduction of Euthanasia at the SCGB, Bill, Bob, Frank and Cyril cancelled their membership and spent the money on some new clobber. Thank God for Ebay."
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
The guy in the middle - is he a major force in welding, or Eddie the Eagle's uncle?
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I think he was a trainee kamikaze pilot in the war and just kept the goggles. Never did understand why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, what's that all about?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Radios.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
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Never did understand why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, what's that all about?

I don't know - why don't you ask the survivors? Were there any survivors? The only helmetted kamikaze around here are skiers (like Wear the Fox me Helmet)


Last edited by You know it makes sense. on Sun 13-02-05 22:04; edited 1 time in total
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
DB, I know you were just being a "goofball", but the "truth" is actually quite interesting. wink
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Do other snowHeads share our difficulty in finding ski goggles for smaller heads?

Evo & Pritt
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Mr & Mrs Sticks, have you tried attaching small bits of elastic to soft contact lenses?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
skanky, Very Happy I think the middle one has just spotted a really fit bird
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Yes, I should have mentioned - this is actually the Birdwatching Subcommittee of the Opticians Ski Club of Ohio.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing You lot are just plain bonkers, very funny keep up the good work.
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When asked about how they choose which run to take, Ohio Opticians Ski Club's famous Siamese triplets suggest that the biggest problem is coping with angulation when three legs are thrown into the equation.

Their coach (far right) said that T-bars also tended to cause confusion and that pomas were definitely out.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
These opticians seem to prefer yellow lenses - recommended if you like yellow snow.
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