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 Poster: A snowHead
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I didn't post the opportunity here, frankly I was put off by the hassle that Nixie got, however I am please to report that we have made our arrangements for next season.

In return for being allowed to stay in our appartment in Le Chable (linked to Verbier) the successful applicant will:

Be keeping the place immaculately tidy, especially prior to our family's arrival.
Doing the laundry, and cleaning our rooms after we have gone.
Be stocking up with groceries so that my wife has minimal shopping to do when we arrive.
Be babysitting for our daughter.
Offering free ski instruction for our daughter, and from time to time for uorselves.
He will also be fully responsible for watching over the son of our best friends when he visits.

He will not be paid at all.

After the interview process we realised the we don't expect much in the way of cooking, though some effort would be appreciated.

MAsque and Pam probably think we have ripped him off.

I am very confident that the applicant is extremely grateful for the opportunity.
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is the applicant your son?
i am sure he will be grateful for the break from sweeping chimneys wink wink wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
rungsp, I may need somewhere to live Shocked and I'll teach your daughter to snowboard Twisted Evil

Mind you, I can cook to what might be termed an acceptable standard but you apparently have the palate of a costermonger Evil or Very Mad
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rungsp, I'll try not lead your caretaker astray to much so wink
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rungsp where did you end up looking for your people?
Glad you found someone.
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nixmap, just for future reference . . . it wasn't here Confused
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Well true but now hes posted here, in such a simliar context, he will get heaps of applications for next year. Smile

Smart Smile

I would have thought you would have spotted that.
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nixmap, do you understand satire? Shocked read the OP again . . . or are you way too smart for us plebs wink
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Masque,you are a bad, bad boy wink
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yes I did read it, I was talking about 2010-11, I took next season to mean this year.
Either that or I did miss the point.
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Masque wrote:
.......but you apparently have the palate of a costermonger Evil or Very Mad

there's nowt wrong with that wink
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spyderjon wrote:
Masque wrote:
.......but you apparently have the palate of a costermonger Evil or Very Mad



he did?
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I've had a similar result for two seasons time, with the added bonus of a 'free' transfer service from GVA to Montalbert.
Subject to 'yeah of course Dad I'll be there to meet your flight' Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Oh and I forgot to add.....the applicant will have to work ad-hoc visits by various cousins of mine, and a boy's weekend for me and some mates.

Actually Masque it was here. The applicant is a snowhead.

I got a reference on him from Parlor and rob@rar who both know him and thought he would be OK.
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rungsp wrote:
Oh and I forgot to add.....the applicant will have to work ad-hoc visits by various cousins of mine, and a boy's weekend for me and some mates.

Actually Masque it was here. The applicant is a snowhead.

I got a reference on him from Parlor and rob@rar who both know him and thought he would be OK.


That's me screwed then rolling eyes
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Unreal. I wouldn't do that job in you paid me. Wink

Nice one. Very Happy
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Sounds like a pretty shocking job to me. Why would anyone want to do that?

rungsp seems to be a bit of a task master as well Puzzled
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
skidog, bend over and take it like the bitch you are rolling eyes
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rungsp, good for you - and hopefully him! Now, is there internet in your apartment? We will want to be sure everything's going OK whilst he's out there wink Toofy Grin
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rungsp, good for you - and hopefully him! Now, is there internet in your apartment? We will want to be sure everything's going OK whilst he's out there


yes please could the new employee/free helper please post a daily diary to inform us of there lovely long days enjoying the slopes or there long days babsitting and doing chores. rolling eyes
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skidog wrote:
Sounds like a pretty shocking job to me. Why would anyone want to do that?

rungsp seems to be a bit of a task master as well Puzzled


You have NO idea. rolling eyes Shocked
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Can we contact the applicant and pay him/her to for some cheap accomodation while the place is empty?
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Just for once, can I please see some spam selling viagra or pennis enlargements and not free chalets Toofy Grin Confused
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FREE BnB ROOM AVAILABLE... ALL SEASON... YES THAT'S RIGHT FREE!!

All you have to do is purchase a compulsory breakfast ever morning for whatever the going rate is....!

rungsp, nice one... I ended up buying this place so I could ski all season 'for free' Laughing
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I once went to a free concert in Cape Town. As it was a Sunday the law at the time forbade selling tickets. But it was possible to rent a chair for the duration.
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Hi flangesax, I have PM´d you!!Greetings from across the road Very Happy
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flangesax,

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All you have to do is purchase a compulsory breakfast ever morning for whatever the going rate is....!


Assuming both the applicant and you get a cut would this not work out that you are merely employing a staff to run the chalet for you and avoid paying tax at the same time?.

Brilliant scheme!
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
hey.. haven't thought of that... maybe if you flap your wings hard enough you might be able to get a free flight too!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
rungsp, do you need any more mates wink
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Rungsp - will you be making the apartment available for general rent to snowheads when you are not there ?
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I just got a PM from somebody saying please bear him in mind for next season Smile

Arno had is sussed right from the start.

I only point that out in case any other snowhead was getting excited!
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Snowheads forum shocker, "Ski fans think getting a free season is a good deal!"

Rungsp, I can only admire your altruism.

If I could do the same, I would.

Oh.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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rungsp, Laughing
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nixmap, what rungsp epitomises is the necessarily subtle nature of these arrangements where quiet recommendation and peer approval may well go some way to mitigate the obvious risks . . That's a long way from your Dance of the Seven Pantyliners when the final flourish reveals a nubbin that only a legal gynaecologist may determine as knob or pudenda. Confused
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rungsp, are you paying the ski pass, flight, insurance etc for and and giving some pocket money etc to your son wink

good one though Very Happy
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Oh God, back to Masque's genital fixation again. rolling eyes
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Masque, wrote

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nixmap, what rungsp epitomises is the necessarily subtle nature of these arrangements where quiet recommendation and peer approval may well go some way to mitigate the obvious risks . .


...and here was me thinking he just got his son to do the job. Puzzled
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Masque wrote:
nixmap, what rungsp epitomises is the necessarily subtle nature of these arrangements where quiet recommendation and peer approval may well go some way to mitigate the obvious risks . . That's a long way from your Dance of the Seven Pantyliners when the final flourish reveals a nubbin that only a legal gynaecologist may determine as knob or pudenda. Confused


I have no idea what this means.
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nixmap, yeah, right rolling eyes
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Seriously I dont.
Try sayng it simply.
Assume Im stupid.
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