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Could 'electric wax' replace ski wax?

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Poster: A snowHead
skanky, That was a nice try. Oh dear!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
They've all been very good. So far, I've always been able to make the connection.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
That's good, otherwise you'd get Les Arc.
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Onto the second page.

Another 40 post and we'll be on the third phase.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
All these revolting puns. Ir's enought to make you take up meditation.....

OhM.....ohM.....OhM.......

(I'll be seeing the light in no time)
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Watt is going on, the capacitance of the members battery of puns seems never ending, certainly their resistance to killing off the thread is hard to ignore

(sorry aabout that this is getting harder Laughing )
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I'm seeing some for the second time, we must be on a circuit. Time to take the bull by the horns and conductor search for more electrical terms.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I've just switched on in time to find you coming down to earth. Have we reached capacity?
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
maybe. Currently, I'm alternating between stepping up the search, or stepping down.
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No, please, no more.... Beam me up Scotty!

"Energize....."
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You sure? I'll be ever ready to provide some more, though.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Yes it's a real killer, what?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
We just need someone to solder it all together.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The jokes just pylon.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Wait a moment while I fill a mental image of you all at your computers trying to think of more...
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Poster: A snowHead
ASA matter of fact, in MHO, it's time to cut this exchange short and make a lightning dash for the bistrot [Bolts for door]
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Would you like to post a plug for the bistro?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
If only we could suffer a powdercut.
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Do the suppliers charge by the kilometer I wonder or will they rely on the residual income?
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And will the flux of the ski be as important as the flex?
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What nobody has asked is how were supposed to carry the extension lead, some of the runs I ski are 10km long, that's a lot of cable snowHead
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Maybe that could be a new use for T-bars......to ski down on while plugged in Madeye-Smiley
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Alternatively it could be an ideal activity for a battery hen party.
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In that case, the ideal place to trial them is the Jura. Sell them there, as the runs are short, I think.
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