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Is using a Nanny/Creche/Ski School an abdication of parental responsibilty and abuse leading to feral children on the slopes?

Beer is cheapest in ******

There are not enough women in St Anton (probably not really contentious tho')
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Apres Zone
The Conservative party online?

Austria
Low altitude guarantees snow and cheaper than a very cheap thing.

£ Sterling
How low can you go?

Off piste
Why a centimetre outside the line is crucial to your safety and how mountain guides guarantee you will not be avalanched.

Mountaineering bindings
Why I'm more macho than you.

Medical opinions
Why you should consult a doctor before taking an aspirin for a headache if you have read it online.

France
WHy every resort is expensive ,British and Yuck.

Toll Booths
How tough are they to navigate and why you need special equipment.

Scotland
Skiing Nirvana

ESF
Funny frogs who can't speak English

Rented boots
PUNTER

SCGB
Esoteric debating point SnowHeads equivalent of Nazi in Godwins law.

Global Warming
Socialist plot designed to make skiers guilty about 4x4 transport.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Boredsurfing, my bootfitters better than yours, better than yours, better than yours.....
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My grammar is better than yours. Toofy Grin
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
All cats are evil v Awwwwwh cute how could anyone not luv 'em?


Kids ski school anywhere (doesn't matter its only a childminding service)


What skis should I buy (I am an intermediate)?
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Ski boots in hand luggage - a true classic
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Who owns snowHeads?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I seem to remember "How late in pregnancy can I carry on skiing?" getting a bit fractious...
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Glove technique.
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FISHing...
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My boots fit perfectly, should I spend £150 getting them fitted?

The 'Long Brown Finger' creche, any good?

What's the best route from Calais to the Alps?

And the all time classic... why do people board when they could ski?

Wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Ski v board Wink
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Any thread entitled "Advice please" or "Newbie here, where to go?" etc. etc.. rolling eyes
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
rayscoops, or should that be board v ski?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Scotland v the Alps v Canada v Australia v any other worthy candidate
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Poster: A snowHead
Anything to do with snow, gets in the way of the fascist free-for-all

and

A million and one reasons why I hate France

and

Any Serious Thread
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Luggage threads:

Best backpack - Can the Dakine helipack pro be bettered?
Best ski roller bag - can these ever be big enough, do you need a Sherpa?

Best location - is it Tremblant or La Rosiere

Ski Tuning - Can you ever over tune a ski?

Ski length - does length really matter? How long do you need?

and don't forget the all time classic connundrum of:

What is an intermediate skier Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Whats wrong with buying ski boots on e-bay Toofy Grin
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You are all wrong - Bulgaria is wonderful - like the flat I own in Bankso...
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Piste grading - what makes it green/blue/red/black does weather make a difference?
Smallzookeeper on a good day
Slope etiquette - Whose fault is it if you crash?
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Hey?! What happened to that thread/post/comment/word?
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Great Topic Wraps It All Up In One Easy To Read Thread Very Happy
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
thefatcontroller wrote:
Should the taxpayer fund Doctors going skiing to Val D'Isere during a recession or any other time?
yes
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Megamum wrote:
Luggage threads:

Best backpack - Can the Dakine helipack pro be bettered?


no
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Ireland?
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Holland
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Is watching ski crashes on Youtube:

a) hilarious

b) macabre

c) unethical

d) pointless

e) impossible after 9pm on my mega fast broadband at the end of our lane when the neighbours are all watching Eastenders on iPlayer?
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
SCGB reps should ski off piste without any training or avalanche equipment and without any liability to the outcome.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
thefatcontroller wrote:
SCGB reps should ski off piste without any training or avalanche equipment and without any liability to the outcome.
always
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Ski resorts should put chairs in the middle of the piste so snow boarders don't get their ars*es wet sitting down on the piste.
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Have we forgotten which is the best insurance company?
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OK, I'm slaughtered on Dutch beer, but I swear I've read this thread from beginning to end, with nary a mention of inner ski tip lead. Puzzled
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
laundryman, Not that slaughtered wink but is that too controversial even for the controversial thread Shocked Laughing
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laundryman, correction .. the term is Inner Ski Tip Lead
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is that AKA
Quote:
Parallel ski tracks and non-Euclidean geometry

from the OP?
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Sorry I was drunk when I posted that so I have now deleted it. Could everyone please stop talking about it now? Evil or Very Mad
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Megamum, Well we had until now (then?) wink
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Clive Woodward not knowing his a*se from his elbow when it comes to rugby or skiing was a belter an' all Toofy Grin
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Not forgetting the classic animal rights threads!!

This is going to be a huge poll Toofy Grin
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Megamum, I scrolled right past all of the above to express my disgust that you even jokingly suggested Australia being a suitable comparison to Scottish skiing wink
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