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Rock. My new favorite thing to do plus it scares the hell out of noobs. Laughing





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Hmm - you seem to have worn away all the snow in the background! Smile
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its been a bit windy lately Smile
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Never seen hockey on a board, that would be fun.
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you've led a sheltered life... wink
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bizarrely I had to learn them on my BASI course? Puzzled
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too much upper body rotation there mate, trailing arm is coming right round Shocked Laughing
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too much upper body rotation there mate, trailing arm is coming right round Shocked Laughing


hehe. There is a valid reason for that, I've done my neck in again. An hour after those photos were taken I was getting an injection in the ass from the doctor, next round of physio starts thursday Sad My winter sucks so far, broken rib, knackered neck, been skiing. Sad
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stab, and here i am acting like some skier on BendZeeKnees thread picking up some silly minor thing rather than saying 'good sh$t' Shocked I think the doctor put the needle in the wrong place btw wink
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Laughing was a good jab whatever was in it. My last hour of work went quick.
The 3rd picture is the basi training in play Laughing
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Would have looked better if the jacket was swapped whilst hidden Laughing
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Scarpa, thats what we were supposed to learn on the basi course, hockey stop - open jacket - remove goggles - strike a run DMCesque pose - ride off like you own it. Smile
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i like the way you slipped in the "been skiing" comment at the end wink
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Yeah I think this whole thread is about confessing to ease his conscience without getting to much flak for it! wink
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why the hell would you want to scare the hell out of noobs Puzzled
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Pink board, skiing... where will it all end Stab, where will it all end...? Cravats, tight jeans and gently swinging closet doors, methinks...

How's it hanging dude? Still not replaced my trashed board from your dodgy Wengen pistes... had to hire one for my two day Austrian trip. They didn't have a 168 so I had to have a 162 which was damn twitchy. OK once I got used to it but not so stable in a straight line! Worked well for tripping over a ski munchkin though. Was minding my own business kneeling on the edge of the piste taking pics of my daughters skiing down and this kid just basically skied into the board and did a faceplant.

Hilarity ensued, of course.
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shoogly wrote:
why the hell would you want to scare the hell out of noobs Puzzled


it's natural evolution. I used to stain my pants daily when i was learning because of idiots on the piste. If its any consolation a few days back i was learning to ski and couldn't figure out why all the kids were buzzing me really close. Turns out my mate on the lift had tipped them all off that i was a noob and needed to be buzzed Laughing
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Pink board, skiing... where will it all end Stab, where will it all end...? Cravats, tight jeans and gently swinging closet doors, methinks...

How's it hanging dude? Still not replaced my trashed board from your dodgy Wengen pistes... had to hire one for my two day Austrian trip. They didn't have a 168 so I had to have a 162 which was damn twitchy. OK once I got used to it but not so stable in a straight line! Worked well for tripping over a ski munchkin though. Was minding my own business kneeling on the edge of the piste taking pics of my daughters skiing down and this kid just basically skied into the board and did a faceplant.

Hilarity ensued, of course.


pink board ftw Smile
i'm good here, a bit too many injuries this year for my liking. I remember you totaled your board .thats what they are for though innit Smile
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I remember you totaled your board .thats what they are for though innit Smile


er... only when you work in a board shop and can get obscene staff discounts... Laughing
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You think i pay for my boards? Smile
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stab, good work, I did it to my flatmate while off piste recently, good foot deep too, makes up for all the times skiers have done it to me!

off topic: you aren't djing here at any point are you, there's a load of flyers about mentioning a "stab"?
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stab wrote:
You think i pay for my boards? Smile


Only with the cold, draining desolation of having to be in the shop and working for a living when you'd rather be boarding...

I hope they didn't make you pay for that girl's board you're using at the moment? wink
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stab, good work, I did it to my flatmate while off piste recently, good foot deep too, makes up for all the times skiers have done it to me!

off topic: you aren't djing here at any point are you, there's a load of flyers about mentioning a "stab"?


no I'm not but I've noticed a few stabs popping up, imitation and flattery and all that Smile

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I hope they didn't make you pay for that girl's board you're using at the moment?


I paid for that one in blood, more specifically my right arm paid for it. (insurance claim Smile )
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