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Megamum's ski cool wall

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milamber, Why don't you like em?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
The arrogance of the company and that they use "sweet" as an adjective for their ski descriptions. Cadbury can get any with it but I don't think ski manufactures can. Big businesses are not hip and shouldn't pretend to be, it just looks slightly creepy in my eyes.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
milamber, PM Gear is not a big business...

(It's true that I never liked the name Bro Model, but I would definitely ski them)
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Hand-made and unique (single pair) woodlaminate topped skis - cool.

Wally skis - very uncool.
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milamber wrote:
PM Gear BROs


Have you seen the man's 'tache? You'll be telling me Magnum PI's not cool next.
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But I don't think Magnum PI is cool, it is only his moustache that is cool. Nothing says cool better than the 80s Columbian drug lord look.
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Cool

Duct tape (as previously)
Tele gear (or geeky- take your pick)
Salamon Rockers with tele bindings- colder than a polar bears dangly bits
Movement


Uncool
lama hats unless worn by a lama
ski boards / bigfeet/ blades- whatever
fartbags
hoorays on walkie talkies discussing loo stops
knee braces worn over trousers
jester hats
hooray in a jester hat on blades discussing loo stops on a walkie talkie- loudly
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Cool

Any old gear skied well - like my old flatmate bumpskiing in his 209 GS skis last year.
Duck tape
Black gear
Being properly equipped/skilled off piste
Goggles
Happy hour 4 euro pitchers
Helmet/beanie
Ski instruction swinging - you teach your mate's other half (less rows) and he teaches yours
Buying handmade sandwich construction skis

Uncool

Any new gear being skied poorly - all the gear... no idea - some of the Ruskies in Courcheval 1850
Sellotape
Flourescent stuff - it's still not cool
Going off piste without the equipment/skills
Sunglasses
120 euro bottles of champagne
Jester hats
Trying to teach your other half (ticking timebomb)
Buying monocoque mass produced skis
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Happy hour 4 euro pitchers


which century would that have been in wink
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How can this be a megamum ski cool wall if megamum hasn't even posted in it? Surely the seal of approval is required.
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arv wrote:
Surely the seal of approval is required.


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2381624/2/istockphoto_2381624_seal_of_approval.jpg

Happy now?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I was thinking more:

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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
You were thinking of a Heidi Klum of approval, werentcha? 'Fess up!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Would that be such a bad thing?

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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Montaz Mautino: Cool
Pomagalski: Uncool
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Seriously uncool: whoever buys this jacket and wears it while mincing down the slopes: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BESSON-%2F-Spyder:-Authentic-BRITISH-ALPINE-SKI-TEAM-GEAR_W0QQitemZ170292151672QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090106?IMSfp=TL090106119003r12532
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Sideshow_Bob, a proper amount of self deprecation could be acceptable there. He11, the Scandis will laugh at the skiing anyway.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Sideshow_Bob wrote:
Seriously uncool: whoever buys this jacket and wears it while mincing down the slopes: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BESSON-%2F-Spyder:-Authentic-BRITISH-ALPINE-SKI-TEAM-GEAR_W0QQitemZ170292151672QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090106?IMSfp=TL090106119003r12532

Def Uncool, despite Their hard sell:

"You are not only making a purchase, you are buying history. This is one of the nicest ski costumes I have ever seen. It has everything to keep you warm and to make you the highlight of every slope in this world. "

Laughing
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1982 Monoski when skied wearing the very tight day glow fartbag - actually gets applause on and off piste but try as I might I don't think it can crawl out of the seriously uncool, its down there with the DeLorean, intriguing but a geek none the less.
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skimottaret, 4Ss? Rossis not cool if after ROCs and before 7Ss... although FPs and SMs might just cut it.
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under a new name, huhh???? you lost me with all the old monikers, i havent been skiing THAT long... Toofy Grin

Thats it I am definately gonna mount some bindings to my mint condition 4S's and take em for a spin in the dome this summer....
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skimottaret, saw a bloke in alagna last week on 4Gs. Now there's a ski you don't see often these days... I guarantee you will find the 4Ss interesting
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
under a new name, i remember them being a ski that you needed to be good enough to drive back in the day and never owned a pair but scored some that were going to be binned... looking forward to some interesting old skooling Madeye-Smiley
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