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The Top Five Stupidest Questions

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and 'what length skis should I buy?' I'm guilty of this one.


The best answer I have seen to this question is multiply your weight in kilograms by 2 and 2 for each week of skiing you have done and that is how long your skis should be in cms.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
rambotion, ok, so where do I find skis at 420cm? Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Lizzard wrote:
rambotion, ok, so where do I find skis at 420cm? Laughing


I saw an advert for "Massive ski sale" recently. Toofy Grin
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"Do you speak Austrian?"

"Why don't you want to stay skiing on the piste, it's easier you know?"

"My shoe size is 7, which ski boots will fit the best?"

"Which ski resort is best for a one armed mad axe murderer who likes cruisy reds?"

Q. "I'm going to ski obergurgl in March 2011, can't wait so excited. Where should I rent my skis from?"
A. "Try the butchers or the local petrol station"

"I've just spent 55 thousand quid on an SUV, kitted the family out with ski equiment and fur lined jackets for another 5 grand or so. Booked the holiday for another 6 grand. Do I really need Winter tyres they look so expensive?"
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rambotion wrote:
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and 'what length skis should I buy?' I'm guilty of this one.


The best answer I have seen to this question is multiply your weight in kilograms by 2 and 2 for each week of skiing you have done and that is how long your skis should be in cms.


I would guess that answer came before the days of "shaped" skis?
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I was 11 miles into a 13 mile run yesterday when somone grabbed my arm and stopped me on Tower Bridge...

"Could you take our photo please?"

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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
FlyingStantoni wrote:
I was 11 miles into a 13 mile run yesterday when somone grabbed my arm and stopped me on Tower Bridge...

"Could you take our photo please?"

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Have they retrieved the camera from the Thames yet ? Toofy Grin
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
geepee, the camera's fine - I'll get a lot of use from it.

They'll never find the stoooopid tourists wink
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geepee, the camera's fine - I'll get a lot of use from it.

They'll never find the stoooopid tourists wink


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right snobby bunch of a*ses around here aint there???

(does that question qualify for the top 5??)

or that one??
Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Laughing Laughing

didnt realise everyone in here were always experts and never beginners or punters trying out something / somplace new
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barry, This is a local forum for local people dont you know Toofy Grin
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Gilberts Fridge wrote:
barry, This is a local forum for local people dont you know Toofy Grin


replace the word "local" for something else and you're spot on Laughing
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Best real one:
Q : when does it start to snow?
A : well it usually starts to snow seriously towards the end of October
Q : do you mean it snows more than once? Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled

THIS REALLY HAPPENED rolling eyes rolling eyes rolling eyes
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Can I take my boooooooooots in my hand luggage ?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I heard this from a guy shopping for boots:

"Excuse me, I am an intermediate skier, and i need boots. Will these (holding up a pair of Lange boots with flex rating 150) suit me fine?
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
fess wrote:
I heard this from a guy shopping for boots:

"Excuse me, I am an intermediate skier, and i need boots. Will these (holding up a pair of Lange boots with flex rating 150) suit me fine?


Sorry, but I don't see why that is a particularly stupid question.

Most people would have no idea at all what a particular "flex rating" means - indeed they have only been standardized at all for short time (myself, I wouldn't have a clue - I don't even know whether higher ratings mean more flex or less flex).
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
alex_heney, you are right about that some people have no clue about flex rating. i don't blame that guy, he probobly didn't know.

higher flex rating means stiffer boot. intermediates (like he claimed to be) take 60 ones. 150 is used for racing and are a pain in a..s really! Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
fess, Thanks.

I don't suppose you would have any idea how a Head Edge 8.0 from 2004/2005 season would map onto the standard ratings?
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nope, i wouldn't, if i get your point right Very Happy
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If I go outside the piste makers am I off-piste and will that be covered by my insurance

bertie bassett, why is that a stupid question? It's certainly one to which several conversations and emails with Dogtag insurance have failed to find an answer (see the thread on Dogtag). It is, perhaps, one of the more important unasked questions.
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Smokin Joe, ride it cowboy
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