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Wide skis off piste are less likely to cause an avalanche..............

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Discuss.
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it depends
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...when used exclusively for standing around at the bottom of the Midi telepherique posing and trying to pick up passing birds.
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fatbob, since when have there been any birds in cham apart from chuffs.
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.... than this:

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if you've got wide skis, you're more likely to be inclined to go off piste in the first place where there's greater danger of avalanche... so the skis might actually put you in a position to cause the avalanche in the first place Puzzled
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Wide skis are for pussys with bad technique. Pair of Long GS skis should do if you know what you are doing


* I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I use fat skis Laughing Laughing Laughing
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the truly hard core have some non release bindings on langlauf skis for off piste. Razz
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papasmurf, langlauf skis, you have langlauf skis? You don't have to find a 30 foot maple and hack your skis out with an axe?
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comprex, I wittled my Langlauf skis out of polar bear claws and shark spines. Toofy Grin
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Are rax skis more likely to cause them than fat powder boards?
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FenlandSkier, agreed, deafened skiers cause more avalanches per capita.

papasmurf wrote:
comprex, I wittled my Langlauf skis out of polar bear claws and shark spines. Toofy Grin


This is what we call 'working too hard'. Put smurfette to chewing the hide for binding leather, put your feet up on a dog or two and have a pint of fermented seal fat. I mean what's life if you don't enjoy it?
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good point comprex, time to throw some Hákarl on the barbie aswell
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FenlandSkier wrote:
Word of advice to the guy sat on the portapotty next to the gun "if you didn't sit so close to it then you probably wouldn't have to put your fingers in your ears rolling eyes "
And the shockwave wouldn't rupture your sphincter and make you crap in a bucket.
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So does it follow that if SZK is correct in his assertion that boarders would be less likely to cause avalanches than skiers wink



{b]Megamum[/b] gently stirs the pot - just a little Twisted Evil


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I have simple ideas here, wondering if anyone else does????????
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Megamum, gently??? Laughing
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
I have simple ideas here, wondering if anyone else does????????


On a pure physics level there is a simple answer re pressure and stress on the snowpack..but I'd be surprised if you can prove the marginally impact on skier triggered avys.
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On a pure physics level there is a simple answer re pressure and stress on the snowpack


what would that be then?
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fatbob wrote:
SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
I have simple ideas here, wondering if anyone else does????????


On a pure physics level there is a simple answer re pressure and stress on the snowpack..


Is there? Are we talking slab avalanches or point release ones?

If point release, wouldn't longer skis also help?

If slab, how does the width of the skis affect what's going on way way down at the weak layer?
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Yep I feel I've lumbered into a heffalump trap like in QI -

I expect 21 pages of treatise here like the on the inner tip lead thread - I was simply (and note the GCSE use of the word "simple") expressing a starter for 10 that increased surface area/lower pressure might stress the snowpack less. But there are so many other factors like skier finesse, angle of ski cut etc that in practice I think you'd struggle to show it.

On the slab trigger maybe it is absolute weight and pressure doesn't matter except on entering the pocket where the skinny skier might tip dive.

There you go, by the way it's possible to carve 2 identical and parallel arcs wink

poo-poo I've bitten and SZK achieves his evil ends wink
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fatbob, As always. Twisted Evil
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fatbob, you and SMALLZOOKEEPER, need to get a room Laughing Laughing NehNeh we can do 21 pages of that....
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There you go, by the way it's possible to carve 2 identical and parallel arcs wink


I think a V8 just died somewhere in the world... wink
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Wider ski, less load, less chance to trigger, quite simple... but I only have Anwarter avalanche training which is nothing much..

Jumping off a drop is 7 times the load of normal skiing the snowpack...
Falling is 10 times the load of skiing the snowpack...

... so that negates any difference in skis Wink


So for all I know, when a skinny ski would trigger the snow, you shouldn't be there on the fattest pontoons SZK sells either.
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