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thirty06, its called a PsychoBabble Embarassed
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I think this thread should be revived on the grounds that far too many threads are far too serious these days.

BTW, what’s a lamppost? Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
BTW, what’s a lamppost?

Somebody just standing in the middle of the piste ??
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albob wrote:
BTW, what’s a lamppost?

Somebody just standing in the middle of the piste ??


Isn't that a Snowboarder??
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@tonyswift, nope, they'd be sitting. Hence the collective noun 'a park-bench' of snowboarders.
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shiting horse
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@rwilson, is you've sh*t yourself hoarse you've probably been talking out of your ar*e too much.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@tonyswift,

"......Isn't that a Snowboarder??…"

I was going to say that, but thought it might upset some peeps..... Wink
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
My work here is done Laughing

Let’s see if we can keep this going!
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
can I add to the beginner section, the Snow Plough. there are folks who just snow plough the whole way down.
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albob wrote:
@tonyswift,

"......Isn't that a Snowboarder??…"

I was going to say that, but thought it might upset some peeps..... Wink


I see quite a few of these around

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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Intermerde-iates?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I am now advanced.

My gear matches.
My skis are taller than me.

Isn't that enough?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@motdoc, yep
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@motdoc, Rule 1.
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Poster: A snowHead
motdoc wrote:
I am now advanced.

My gear matches.
My skis are taller than me.

Isn't that enough?
No. That's so last century. In this millennium your skis are wider than you.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@Steilhang, Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
My username sums my ability up. When I joined this forum I thought what immediately springs to mind when I think of me skiing? Voila.
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motdoc wrote:
I am now advanced.

My gear matches.
My skis are taller than me.

Isn't that enough?


Na, all my gear matches and my skis are taller than me. In my case it just means - “All the kit and still sh#t”. rolling eyes Confused
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@Awdbugga, Laughing
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