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riverman, Laughing
Sadly my pickled brain can't remember faces anymore. Are you the guy who was popping over to zermatt from wengen with your son?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
rugby, for men who can't play football...






ooops... sorry, wrong subject. Embarassed

same argument though wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
stab, No
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riverman, haha awesome. Good old memory. Did you bring me trifle?
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stab, No trifle, will be in to hire some skis on the 2 Feb all being well.
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snowboarding - it's for teh gheys

On trays
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"Snowboarding - for those whose sense of fun is less fragile than their pride"? wink
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
stab, someone gave you trifle ? Shocked
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DebbiDoesSnow, not just a trifle, a bag of trifles, birds eye as well Very Happy was awesome, I remember carled bringing me a monster tray of cakes also. It's all about the doughnuts this year though Smile
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Sorry folks, I've got lots of mates on this board, but I can't resist...........

Snowboarding - the alternative 'mono-ski'
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stab wrote:
DebbiDoesSnow, not just a trifle, a bag of trifles, birds eye as well Very Happy was awesome, I remember carled bringing me a monster tray of cakes also. It's all about the doughnuts this year though Smile


As I said................snowboarding..............mincers need an alternative to Telemarking............running..........................
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
snowboarding - for people who don't look like post boxes NehNeh
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Snowboarding - for the eternally youthful



stab, Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
stab wrote:
snowboarding - for people who don't look like post boxes NehNeh


snowboarding - for people who do however look a bit like they've shat themselves.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
paulio, easy tiger Shocked
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paulio, Laughing the penguin trouser waddle.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
True though, eh. I was looking at photos of myself and I thought 'I look a bit like I've shat my pants'.

As it happens, I had.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
paulio, Laughing Laughing not something to admit to the fillies in the bar tho !
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I've got a story about me, a curry, a flight home, a dodgy ass and a suit but that's for another time Embarassed
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DebbiDoesSnow wrote:
paulio, Laughing Laughing not something to admit to the fillies in the bar tho !


Depends if you were in Germany or not I suppose.
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paulio, They like that kind of thing ???

stab, hmmm I think we get the picture Laughing Laughing Laughing
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I have a mate who, having heard that fruit juice was good for the digestion, unsuspectingly drank a 2 litre carton of prune juice... leading, a few hours later, to thunderous abdominal rumblings followed by a wet noise and his hurried half-crouching-half-running exit from a packed and stunned lecture theatre... Laughing

He's since moved to Berlin - can this be a coincidence or does paulio know more than he's letting on!?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Snowboarding - you can make a difference!
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stab wrote:
I've got a story about me, a curry, a flight home, a dodgy ass and a suit but that's for another time Embarassed


Possibly beat you: I got a story about me, a drive to Cardiff in my campervan the night after a dodgy curry, the van breaking down in Heathrow's access tunnel, an uncomfortable chat with armed police, a dash to a car park toilet....and a complete absence of toilet paper...

Morning and "bon appetit"!!..

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Kruisler, Laughing Laughing Laughing


small point, you were a bit off route if you were in Heathrow access tunnel on the way to Cardiff ?
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DebbiDoesSnow,
was picking up a mate on our way to watch rugby...

thankfully the van got going again and after a disastrous start, the week-end was awesome....3 weeks later the engine died for good...

And to reassure everyone, after a highly stressfull few minutes, I finally found an old baby wipe in one of my jacket's pockets but i'll never make the mistake again to rush in without cheking the toilet paper level again!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
that's what socks are for. wink
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
stab,

Good tip! I'll remember that.....next time... Toofy Grin
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You know it makes sense.
stab, speaks a man from experience
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
stab, or baseball caps.

Anyway how about: Snowboarding: sk*ers can fuck off.
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Snowboarding - Like bowling ...how many SKIttles can you knock down wink
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Kruisler wrote:
stab,

Good tip! I'll remember that.....next time... Toofy Grin


just be prepared to have a good story if you've been out without the missus and come home without socks, they don't like it.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
stab, socks we can cope with, pants are a whole different ball game
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stab wrote:
Kruisler wrote:
stab,

Good tip! I'll remember that.....next time... Toofy Grin


just be prepared to have a good story if you've been out without the missus and come home without socks, they don't like it.


DebbiDoesSnow wrote:
stab, speaks a man from experience


Toofy Grin
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Snowboarders - Getting Rid of Excessive Inner Ski Tip Lead excessive "discussions"....... Toofy Grin
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Snowboarders- Simply to cool to ski Toofy Grin
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Snowboarders - too stupid to be able to distinguish between the words 'to' and 'too' (and probably 'two').

Twisted Evil
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
paulio, Laughing maybe we're just to cool to care there are to other ways of spelling it.
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It's probably all that falling on your face that's done it.
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Really? Oh nuts. I'd always believed that any adverse effects could be negated by immediately falling on one's ass at the next earliest opportunity.
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