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Silly resort nicknames
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On another thread I came up with a silly play on words with the names of some obscure Italian ski resorts:

Frabosa Soprana = Fabulosa Soprano

Prato Nevoso = Pratto Nervoso

Yeah, OK, it didn't get much of a laugh there either! rolling eyes


I seem to remember back in the 80's this was well known:

Sauze D'Oulx = Suzie Does It

(some reference to the uninhibited antics of it's female guests, I guess) Shocked


I'm sure I've read on this forum:

Val D'Isere = Val Despair Sad


I was wondering if there are others, either coined by you or in common usage.
At least it might be an interesting diversion from watching livecams with no snow! snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

St Anton = St Manton
Meribel = Merryhell
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Drone zone..... take your pick, there's loads of them
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I've seen others call Park City Park Shitty.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Les Manures - because it smells
La Derriere Toofy Grin

luigi, it was always Louzy Sauze (and still is)
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Courmayeur = Comb my hair
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...

Big White, BC, Canada = Big White Out

Deer Valley, Utah, USA = Bambi Basin
Mt Snow, Vermont, Utah = Mt Slush

Coronet Peak, NZ = Concrete Peak
Mt Hutt, NZ = Mt Shut
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

They're good, haven't heard some of these, keep'em coming! Laughing
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Crested Butte, CO- Crusty butt
Salt Lake City, UT= The valley of the damned
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Quote:

Sauze D'Oulx = Suzie Does It

More like Suzie don't Crying or Very sad
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Big White - Big Flat

Squaw Valley - Squallywood

Kirkwood - Kweed

Killington - Kmart

Northstar - Flatstar

Fernie which uses the marketing strapline "Legendary Powder" - Alledgedly Powder

Panorama - Rockarama

Lake Louise - Lake Lousy

Les Gets - Leslie Getts

Les Contamines -Use your imagination
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.

Bode Swiller wrote:
Les Manures - because it smells


Surely beacuse it's Sh*t? same difference I guess...
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much

Val d'Isere = Val de Sloane Square ?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

Brides les Bains - Brides Lesbians
Grand Montets - Grandma's Tits
Tignes - Tig Ness
Meribel - Merry Hell
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

USA here,

Stratton Mtn VT = Flatton
Wachusett Mtn Mass = wa wa
Attitash Mtn NH = Attacrash
Killington VT = kmart
Yawgoo Valley RI (240' vert) = the mighty goo
Razz
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Grand Targhee WY = Grand Foghee

Pebble Creek ID = The Rock
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