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You know it's nearly winter when...

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
The Sunday papers are running skiing supplements in their travel sections (Sunday Times)
Ski + Board along with SCGB members pack drops through my door

Happy days Very Happy
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
You know it's nearly winter when.......

You surrepticiously start checking webcams, even for resorts into which you are not booked, have never visited and have no plans to go to..... it's a form of SAD (in all senses of the word and acronym...)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You know when it's winter when...............

You feel like baiting SNOWHEADS. Twisted Evil
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it starts to rain for days on end........................................
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Why didnt I buy a paper today, i know winter is on its way cos we had our first mist this morning it really does feel later in the season than mid september
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You know it's nearly winter when.......

The new threads and number of pages unread posts start to increase
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I need to go to Chamonix to inspect the rodents-in-the-hole and remember what a hangover is like ( thankfully its 26 degrees right now) ...
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
...it's chilly in the evenings.
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....you re-set your edges and give all the skis a quick wax job.
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You start to check the web cams hourly instead of every 2 hours in the Summer Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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........... After going to the Trafford Centre you say to the other half, let's go and have a look in Chill Factore. Whilst in there you try to convince her that you really do need that £499 Spyder jacket as the North Face one you got a couple of years ago is getting past it Laughing Laughing

Maybe if they knock 75% off in the sales I can have it.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
When we see the sign at the entrance stating 'Closes 29th September' at the best place in Jersey to take the children Sad Sad Sad Sad

at http://www.jerseymaze.com
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
................when Sainsbury's have put xmas puddings and cakes on the shelves
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
even the dog can't get out of bed
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
......... it's bloody freezing. Twisted Evil

I refuse to put the heating on until I know I have a job for the winter.
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Poster: A snowHead
When my heart sinks on discovering my local garden centre is preparing the vast display of Santa's Grot which will dissuade me from going there again before New Year.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Anniepen, As I have just done this morning, to see snow down to 1500/1600m in Austria Very Happy Very Happy

Now i know its winter Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
its a dark as death when on the mtb going to work at 6 Confused
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the crisp morning air! Winter is on its way!
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arlberg wrote:
................when Sainsbury's have put xmas puddings and cakes on the shelves


Advent calendars and selection boxes in Tesco Very Happy
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Agenterre wrote:
I need to go to Chamonix to inspect the rodents-in-the-hole and remember what a hangover is like ( thankfully its 26 degrees right now) ...


Bit harsh, no?
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Val Thorens upload a new look website !


http://www.valthorens.com/index.php


Not bad Very Happy

Regards Mark
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
.....when it's snowing in the Alps (certainly in Arlberg region anyway). Yippeeee
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when I'm riding my bike along the cycle track wondering why small boys don't pick up conkers any more
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parlor, Ooops not meant to have been harsh or rude .. Embarassed just 'baiting' the small cute one . Apologies if offense caused - and the temperature was S-O -F not there !
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
November's edition of PC Pro drops through your letterbox Shocked
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
You know its nearly winter because its been dry and sunnyfor a few days!! Puzzled
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
1. All the people you work with, whose idea of an activity holiday is all inclusive by a pool and who spend weekends at Ikea or the garden centre, start moaning about the nights drawing in - then accuse you of being deranged when you goad them by telling them you just can't wait for winter.

2. Warren Miller starts advertising his film tour.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
pam w wrote:
when I'm riding my bike along the cycle track wondering why small boys don't pick up conkers any more



They're too busy fathering kids, toking blunt and shanking goths.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Whitegold, snowHead
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Poster: A snowHead
.................when the tension rises to boiling point on the Snowheads snowHead forum and threats of violence are made!!! Shocked Shocked Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
whilst shopping in Tesco you get a sudden urge to buy a 4 pack of Kronenbourg Blanc. That evening you can sit there and dream of what's not far off. snowHead snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You know it's nearly Winter when...

Our butter, which we leave in a butter dish on the kitchen counter rather than in the fridge, was not spreadable this morning.
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......when they start preparing the temporary greens on my golf course....
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mountainaddict wrote:
1. All the people you work with, whose idea of an activity holiday is all inclusive by a pool and who spend weekends at Ikea or the garden centre, start moaning about the nights drawing in - then accuse you of being deranged when you goad them by telling them you just can't wait for winter.


Amen Laughing Laughing As the mornings get colder and the nights darker my smile gets wider. I feel even happier at the annoyance it causes others Toofy Grin . I love saying out loud. 'I am at my happiest at 10,000 feet and -15c'. People just stare wide eyed, those that don't you know are your true friends. wink Laughing
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When you've just booked your Eurotunnel Crossing with Tesco Points for £0 for Jan snowHead

.............and start wearing stupid skiing t-shirts
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Agenterre, it was pretty chilly in Chamonix at the start of the week, you could feel the season beginning to change snowHead
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
...when your Slush and Rubble catalogue flops onto the doormat and you can have an evening laughing at what is going to part money from people with more of it than sense.

eg Kjus Star Jacket - £950 Shocked Mind you, it does have waterproof zippers and the Kjus zip-on system for use with the Jack pants..... Puzzled
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Ski Tyke wrote:
...when your Slush and Rubble catalogue flops onto the doormat and you can have an evening laughing at what is going to part money from people with more of it than sense.

eg Kjus Star Jacket - £950 Shocked Mind you, it does have waterproof zippers and the Kjus zip-on system for use with the Jack pants..... Puzzled


Never heard it called that B4 snowHead I was looking in S&R last week at CFe, people do actually pay those prices Puzzled .

Probably the same women who I was talking to who had just had a £150 private lesson Puzzled NehNeh NehNeh
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...comprex is back online and you have to start Googling obscure allusions in posts again! Laughing
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