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Do you remember when you enjoyed snowboarding ?

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Remember hareing down the mountain and the wind on your face.
The sheer joy of a friends unexpected tumble?
Thinking your the nuts when you pull off a manouevre for the 1st time ?

As some of the threads here are so serious and analytical it reads like a SKIER typing.

Are you constantly thinking about what foot pressure you used on every twist & turn, and oh if I had moved the binding that one extra notch I would pulled that 540 perfectly ?? are you pulling off to the side to take notes on your minute by minute performance.

Damn summer fever has really taken grip ... some of you need to hit the slopes (smoke a joint if thats your thing) chill out & ENJOY the experience, most of us are only there for 1-2 weeks !











and runs......
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
put as only a closet skier could put it. NehNeh
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
if anyone is that bored then play my version of spot the ball. Where did I take off from?
The tiny kicker, over all the rail
The top of the rail
The small kicker closest to the camera
Somewhere else
Call that taking off, pussy.
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I last enjoyed snowboarding in the nineties. The 1990s. When it was still cool and ski technology looked like snowboard technology does now, tired. Get over it. Get some skis and have some fun. No more piles! Wooo-hoooo!
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Do you remember when you enjoyed snowboarding ?

Mmmmm No

Do I feel safe when I am around Snowboarders ?

Mmmmm No
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stab, takes one to know one NehNeh

Palor Piles? I'm not on the floor long enough to have them ! you must of been crap <joking> Laughing
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
funniest time was when i was in montgenvre the other year
a cocky french bloke tried barging his way onto the lift with what seemed like 10ft long skis(and he scraped my board)
the other end of the lift he clipped my board and fell over
loads of angry french words,i looked round laughed at him and carried on going
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
nigel b, thanks for that...
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red 27, any time Very Happy
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Sat after New Year first gondola of the day to under chairlift straightline. Oh and about 2ft of overnight fresh. The next day did the same on skis -equally fun though less pumping the flatter spots, less hiking and a bit faster to the chair. wink
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
My son got cut up by a boarder in Les Arcs earlier this year, so he returned the compliment with the the finger. Only to be chased and passed by the what he didn't know at the time of the finger was an ESF boarder. Who actually gave him some respect when they took the same same chair together.

He met his match

All good fun, just enjoy, whatever
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Still loving it like the first time I strapped in Smile
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
DebbiDoesSnow, i am new to the snow sport of boarding starting at the age of 44 this will be my fourth year and every time i go i get better and better and as for when did i last enjoy boarding everytime is enjoyable especially when i pass a sk**r. Toofy Grin . yes you can take yourself too seriously i am still after tips and tricks to make my boarding more enjoyable as you may have noticed from some of my post.
Andrew snowHead
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
andybabes, don;t take this post too seriously! i was bored, thought I'd stir up some heated debate Twisted Evil
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
DebbiDoesSnow, sounds like you can be a bit of a bug [ yorkshire saying ]
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But if you'd changed your dorsal aft angle projection by root pi/90 radians you might not have face planted off that kicker NehNeh
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Swirly, ahh a friend tried that setting, last seen in Tignes... he has yet to land ...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
90 radians? That's a fairly serious binding angle, and is approximately 8x more degrees than even Shaun White can land in a super-pipe Neh Neh
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1998
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Shallimus, just try it, works wonders.
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Swirly, i really don't have a clue if you made that up or if it is a real setting Puzzled
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
DebbiDoesSnow,
Laughing
Blond moment...
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
DebbiDoesSnow, Shocked

You adjust it by twisting the vertical T-valve on the base plate quadrilateral assembly. I was taught this when I started.
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Swirly, geek NehNeh
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DebbiDoesSnow, the witty repartee of the technologically challenged Razz
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Swirly, i'll challenge anything I believe to be Betty Swollox wink
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Swirly: diagrams please!

Bonus for anything hastily constructed in mspaint.exe and posted on Wikipedia wink

Half-tempted to start another forward-lean thread... mmmm.
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