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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
This year, the "Turkish slipper" ski will be the must have item...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
"I'm not going to let this bother me one iota."

Tom / PM
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"With concern growing over excessive speed, 2005 season skis see the addition of Air Brakes..."

"New Lift Tip design allows urban skiers to ski into, and then up, walls"

"King Wenceslas' Court Jester arrives at speed this year..."
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I always get into a bit of a flap when I race
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You'll need to Register first of course.
Harold wondered is the effects mike could have been better designed.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
PG. This sexually-aroused ski can only be explained by a greater authority than me:

"Ski racing is a turn-on. We know that" Clare Racer, snowHeads agony aunt.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
John decided, if he lived, that he would definitely not add the latest trendy laminate flooring to his race skis next season.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
When good skis turn bad
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Sigourny Weaver decided against Alien 19, feeling that mowing down the extra terrestrial whilst skiing on the ice caps of Mars was getting a bit too far fetched...
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
After the rumpus caused by the wearing of a GS suit for practice earlier that day, it was probably unwise of Mr Geller to attempt his new technique to reduce drag on the flat sections in full view of FIS Officials.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
There was famous Lange poster back in the 1970s of a nude girl skiing powder, with the caption "Keep your tips up".
I never quite understood what it meant, until PG's superior photo appeared.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Those aren't PG Tips by any chance?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Mark Hunter, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
"As soon as he saw how steep it was, he turned his toe's up"
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Modern race ski shows little benefit when directly compared against a time-proven design.

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Whilst demonstrating the new, Snowheads designed ski, <INSERT SNOWHEAD ID> decides to show-off the <INSERT FEATURE>
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Prototype SnowHeads sticker peels off on test run!
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