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Poster: A snowHead
OK, inspired by the massed ranks in Val Thorens I've spotted a gap in the market and think we need to update this essential piece of skiwear somewhat.
What key parts will it need?

Goretex
Paklite
Pit Zips
built in ABS
zip off legs for touring, plus Rizzla pocket for same
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add the essentials you need
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
built in camelbak or an optional upgrade for built in hipflask Twisted Evil
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Attached helmet for the fashion conscious
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
A cling film lined pocket for jammie pieces.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
The_Hirsty wrote:
A cling film lined pocket for jammie pieces.


For those who don't speak Scots English, that is Jam Sandwiches. Toofy Grin
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alex_heney wrote:
The_Hirsty wrote:
A cling film lined pocket for jammie pieces.


For those who don't speak Scots English, that is Jam Sandwiches. Toofy Grin


Laughing I see you are multi-lingual, sir
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
drop bottom zips for your number two's
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
johnDUB, hold it in, or eat protein rather than carbs for breakfast. However, a catheter will be essential for the lady skier.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
DS3 material for Impact protection! Bright neon colours for night skiing and Reco
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ordhan wrote:
DS3 material for Impact protection! Bright neon colours for night skiing and Reco


No Recco - I don't WANT my body found if I'm in one of these things! Laughing
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Have Left & Right printed on the relevant limbs as a skier's aid and to avoid confusion
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
starwars storm trooper kit is clearly the way forward
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
It should definitely have appropriate embroidery, showing that it was manufactured on behalf of Jagermeister. Madeye-Smiley
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
I've found it!

the future fartbag in action
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
What exactly are NASA planning to do on Mars? I could understand the European space agency skiing in space to relive overcrowding but NASA?
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Poster: A snowHead
Butterfly, that's one of the worst photoshop montages I've seen in a while, they couldn'tr even go to the effort of showing the background between his legs Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Butterfly, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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