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Sex and Skiiing

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Sorry to use the oldest trick in the book to get your attention. After almost a year of Snowheads I would now like to thank the site for: helping me make lots of new friends, advice on equipment and technique ... everything to do with the white stuff. I'm sure everyone feels the same.
So, I propose that we all donate 5 pounds to help the future of Snowheads.
All in favour say "I".
Chris of the Alps.
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AYE - loud and clear. Good idea, chris

I've been putting this off for some time, on the grounds that the defunct SCGB open forum was free and I contributed to the success of snowHeads by posting not paying. ( ahuummm .... hopefully some posts were liked ?)

BUT, U's got to live and Chrimble is coming. So I've swallowed my humbug and just paypalled for a bit more than the nominal £5. 'Bout time really. I've had a lot of fun on the site. Only fair to contribute to keep it going onwards and upwards, snowHeads.

BTW - Paypal doesn't recognise Kuwait as a country so I had to pretend to live in darkest Sussex again.

Happy Xmas, snowHeads. I won't be sending cards, relax. Let's see how much cash we can generate this time round ??

And all that sex clearly got Chris excited - there's a middle leg in skiiing in the title Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Cant get to grips with paypal, is there somewhere we can send a cheque?
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I echo all of your comments.

I would like to send a cheque as well - where?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Extremely disappointed by the lack of sex in this post, however I totally agree- cheques easiest for me but im pretty sure paypal is easier for U
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Nadenoodlee, to be fair, SusSex was mentioned. Beyond that, you probably want the webcam thread.
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Drop admin a pm and ask if there's anywhere you can send a cheque to.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Count the Bish Clan in on this too - actually chocolate would have got my attention more quickly and as for Chris it would have to be his ever increasing fetish with ski socks...... you need to ask him about this. I'm not sure that it is legal.... wink Blush
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Sorry bev, you mean count the Bish Clan in on the 'Sex and Skiing'?
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No I Saques,I meant to count us in on the contributions - money is most necessary for sex, skiing, chocolate and all of the finer things in life - its why I get up and go to work in the mornings.
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money is most necessary for sex


Yup, same in the Frosty house Toofy Grin
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Quote:

money is most necessary for sex


Yup, same in the Frosty house Toofy Grin


This is true, but extensive research has revealed that whilst the sex will stop if the money for shopping is discontinued - the spending will continue even if there is a break in the sex. Sad
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
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money is most necessary for sex


My charges are very reasonable!
wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Wow married life sure sounds fun!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
But I have to fund a ski socks habit!

Does anybody else find them irresistable???? Madeye-Smiley
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BTW. I've responded by PM to those who specifically asked here but if anybody would like bank details to make a contribution by direct payment or an address to send a cheque to please send me a PM.

And big thanks to those of U who already have snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Bumping this up.

Come on peeps - a Fiver's not a lot.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
snowHead Come on go the whole hog and be "Mega" you its worth it snowHead
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Wow - what a lot of views this thread has had - wonder why??

Russell's right - super-size it! snowHead
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Have all the 530 viewers (so far... ) taken up chris' suggestion ? How's it going Admin ? Money rolling in ? Hope so.
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I've just donated my Chrimbo gift to the cause.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Thanks Jason! snowHead
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Bumping this back up for the attention of recently registered snowHeads.
It's not too late to give a donation. There won't be any January sales. wink
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kuwait_ian, I'd already sent my donation in before Chris's post.
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So will the size of my endowment affect how much sex I get?

Toofy Grin
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Are you well endowed? wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
johnnyrotten, under the current financial climate U should be aware that endowments can go up or down (especially if its cold).
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Chris Bish, I'm not sure. How big is BIG?

Some of you lot certainly have some impressively generous offerings in that department though. Shocked

I'm starting to feel a little inadequate.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
johnnyrotten, If you have to ask.........
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I require a extra large size in ski socks though. If that's any indication?
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johnnyrotten, leggins are so 80s! NehNeh
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Dan wrote:
johnnyrotten, leggins are so 80s! NehNeh


Yes. Them and long skinny skis. Shorter, but with extra girth is what a man needs these days.

Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
kuwait_ian, Hey Ian, This is Rainer, the guy you gave some metric advise about last summer.... I finished @ Mt. Hood 2 days after laber day & headed down to Chile' 2 move on...Back in Co. now & have not missed a day of Tele skiing in 418 Cons. days & just passed 15,000,000 Vert. Ft. of decsent today @ 11:30 A.M./12/22/4 measured by my Avoset vertech watch backed up with a Suunto watch for the last couple months...Just 2 let u know... Hope all is going well over there and wishing all of you a Merry Christmas & a peaceful New year...Ride On...Rainer : Very Happy
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Rainer, welcome to snowHeads snowHead

kuwait_ian, do you know this man? Is he a skiing watch commercial or what ? Laughing Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
No... JUst a tele skier doing more vert. than you'll ever get in Kuwait....
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That's for sure - Merry Christmas to you Rainer, and keep on truckin' snowHead
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According the currency converter I should send $10USD (rounded up) to cover this...I'll jump on paypal to do it. I appreciate the help and info I've gotten here very much. Special thx to the Jungfrau region thread.

And yes I'll admit that the title had me opening immediately Shocked
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Aye

Catchy title indeed!
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