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Prince Charles – new King of the lardies?

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Prince Charles in his fartbag (© Rex )
Prince Charles has been sporting a lovely fartbag while skiing in Klosters this week. Is this just the latest step in his passion for recycling and saving the planet? We don't think so... It's clear to us that he's a discreet reader of snowHeads and has recognised the innevitable power of the lard.
If you're reading CW, do feel free to pop into l'Oxalys during the EoSB for a quick Jaegermeister with your new crew: We promise not to make you share a room with Kramer Wink

See: http://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2008/03/24/charles-ski-suit/
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Rather admire him for not being a fashion slave, really.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
It took years to convince him to junk his rear entry boots.
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veeeight, whats wrong with rear entry boots Puzzled
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I really cannot see the point of being royalty if you ski saloman!

But the Prince is flying the flag for Gotschna Sport Wink
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veeeight, as did admin.
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Should he not be on those fancy chrome and gold skis all the Ruskies are wearing this season? Very Happy
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he's a discrete reader

I should hope so. I'd be alarmed to think that there was some sort of continuum of Prince Charles-ness going on out there.
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Lizzard, very good! Very Happy
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Ordhan, <<Volant>> .. I think you'll find ... the Platinum ones are great to ski on hard stuff .. I am not Russian
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He's been "sporting" that one for (many, many) years...
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David Murdoch, you mean he didn't win it on ebay last week? Cheat!
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Disappointed to see him carrying X screams. Last brand I remember noting on him were Dynamic VR27.

He really should have all his gear made by faithful old retainers somewhere in St James.

Ski suit should be made by a Savile Row tailor who does all the huntin,shootin,fishin gear.

Leather boots, on his own special last, made by the ski boot specialist at Lobb.

None of this plastic rubbish that the proles ski with...... and no labels either.
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Latchigo, tweed, plus fours, telemark, long wooden pole...
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FenlandSkier, Exactly. Long skirt and a bonnet for Camilla.
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el Hen, discreet not discrete
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Latchigo wrote:

He really should have all his gear made by faithful old retainers somewhere in St James.


Is it true that HRH has a servant known as Scrotum because he is a wrinkled retainer?
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No, it's bøllöcks. Toofy Grin
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A few years ago I had a day's sking in Lech, where the Royal Princes learned to ski. Greatly impressed by the chairlift with heated seats and comforted to think that the royal ars*s were not allowed to get cold.

Disclaimer: any amibiguity in the above statement is entirely deliberate. Laughing

Footnote: had to put in that asterisk as the full version of the word was translated into "back bottom" Little Angel Apart from the (unnecessary?) delicacy of the censoring, why "back bottom"? Has anyone ever seen a front bottom? Puzzled
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Has anyone ever seen a front bottom?

You're saying you haven't? Laughing
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"front bottom" is usually prefixed by the word "ladies" on this site....
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veeeight, Just look a little closer, he must have dragged them back out of the bin rolling eyes
Hope I am not contravening Hello mags copyright. Shocked
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Latchigo wrote:
.......Ski suit should be made by a Savile Row tailor who does all the huntin,shootin,fishin gear.

Leather boots, on his own special last, made by the ski boot specialist at Lobb..........


Returning to Wengen from Murren on the train, we were accompanied by a gent in tweed plus-fours. I regret to say his ski boots were bang up to date, though.
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achilles, that guy was getting more looks than me in "the" suit... Laughing
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The 70's have called they want there stuff back, is this a case of the monarchy needing to modernise? Twisted Evil
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And what about that rear entry boot, but enough about Camilla !!!
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Dypcdiver, OMG he really must have got them back out of the bin, or been purchasing on eBay. He was moaning a few years back that his new 4 buckle boot wasn't as comfortable as his old rear entrys.......
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Every royal story has some vicious rumour of rear entry in it Toofy Grin
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veeeight, I see he waited until I was well clear of Davos before he turned up, I could have put him straight on a few things. Toofy Grin
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Oh man, that reminds me the good old 80's..
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... ah yes, the golden years of Helsinki.
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el Hen, I've had an email concerning the photo at the top of the thread, upon which this thread is based.
Incidentally, the photo was apparently taken in 2006, not (as implied, no doubt inadvertently) on Prince Charles's current trip.

I'm sorry to ask this question, but was that photo obtained with the permission of the copyright holder?

The writing style of the news item seems to be completely out of character with your normal style, and it includes the slightly vulgar noun 'fartbag'. I'm genuinely sorry to ask this, but was that item really your own writing?
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David Goldsmith, kindly let a proper journalist get on with her work eh? Even such an esteemed online publication as snowNews is allowed its lighter gossipy moments. Please do stop your current attempt to give "Fartbag" a new meaning... wink Toofy Grin
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stoatsbrother, Leave the man alone ... he's had the 'Charisma Bypass' Op...

Toofy Grin
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Never mind the charisma - feel the chivalry

Apologies for any henpecking
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Just returned from Mammoth - I believe the terminology over in the states for the psychodelic all in ones and rear entry boots is "Gayper Gear" - nice!

Just tried bidding on ebay for one such hideous outfits from 1970s Nevica as a joke birthday present for best mate and it went for £50!! These people can't be serious??!
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aggyh, welcome to snowHeads - check out the EoSB fartbag threads......... it's a serious business wink
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Thanks holidaylover - I am a bit gutted I didn't see this site sooner as I work freelance and up until 2 weeks ago I hadn't booked any work in for myself (in case I came back from states injured!) so could have joined you all at EoSB - but now I have full diary and can't cancel Sad
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