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"Skiing must"

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According to the advices given at snowhead, there seems to be a fairly long list of "must" one shouldn't venture onto a piste without:

1) Helmets: -- one would be daf/crazy/no-brain NOT to wear one (though that point is still hotly debated)
2) Boots MUST be in hand luggage whenever allowed by airline/airport
3) Skis MUST have protection from road dirt while being transported on car roof
4) Skis must be carried on the shoulder tails up
5) Side-slipping -- Without which one is not to go beyond reds (or was it before venturing onto reds?)

I'm sure there're many more "skiing must" I missed...


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abc, Alchohol !! it's a must wink
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abc wrote:
2) Boots MUST be in hand luggage.


Why?
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Fergus, because abc thinks somebody may once have suggested it Toofy Grin

It isn't one I recall anybody ever suggesting, although there do seem to be quite a few who very much want to take their boots in hand luggage.

The other points he makes have all been suggested at some point, by somebody.
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abc, (6) MUST not listen to well-meaning, enthusiastic-amateur, pedantic, hot debaters.
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abc, not all airlines will allow you to carry boots in hand luggage - presumably because they can be used as a weapon? rolling eyes I long to see a headline "BA flight hijacked by terrorists who threatened flight crew with a pair of ski boots"! Laughing
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Boots can not be in hand luggage at Luton/gva and various other airports Toofy Grin

Helmets when mentioned cause skiers civil war Toofy Grin

Snowbaoarders must all be killed Toofy Grin
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Fergus, Some people carry boots in hand luggage because they're worried about them getting delayed/lost in the hold baggage.

vetski, Some airlines don't allow boots in hand luggage because boot bags are a pain to fit into overhead lockers because they don't squash down.

I think it should be a personal choice Laughing
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OK, I'm adding a qualifier to number 2: Boots must be carried in hand luggage whenever allowed by airline/airport. Very Happy

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Remember, too, these are according to the ADVICE of other snowheads. And each carry a penalty if you choose to ignore them: or else, suffer (lost boots/demaged skis, etc.) Smile
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abc, 6)Merino wool underwear (silk is for losers, but I can't remember why)
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7) If in Britain, boots/footbeds must be fettled by CEM. If in Europe, by small/large/nakedzookeeper.

8 ) If in Britain, skis should be serviced by Spyderjon. And you should stay and watch and learn so minor stuff can be done yourself.
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uktrailmonster, given the size of some of the bags people get away with as hand luggage, I still don't see that the airlines should have a problem with boots as hand luggage. One woman on the way back from Vienna last weekend had a bag overhead that I could have packed for 2 weeks skiing - and I don't pack light!

abc, perhaps also add 9) The intention to participate in snowsports (which might get rid of the Eurotrash poseurs who stand around trying to look cool in outfits which should be illegal) and 10) The phone number of mountain rescue programmed into your phone (which I always mean to do but rarely manage - the road to hell etc etc)
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FISH...

And anyone who flew to the US regularly and took connecting transfer flights would understand the boots in hand luggage bit. And yes you can get them in bags which fit the specification. I have never seen the point of bootbags. Awkward shape, don't hold enough, just make your boots more vulnerable to damage and increase the number of bags you have to get lost.

Haven't we got something better to discuss rather than restart every single argument simultaneously?
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stoatsbrother,
Quote:

Haven't we got something better to discuss rather than restart every single argument


We've got Megamum to do that Confused
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11) (i think) i MUST store my skis/board in a vat of wax over the summer.. once solid the resulting VW beatle sized lump can be safely transported in hand luggage or on one of those nuclear train flasks..
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boredsurfin, Meoowww wink Laughing
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12) Must ski at La Rosiere
13) Must make big lists of what to take - a) on holiday b) each day
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14) You MUST use a major TO to book your ski trip.
15) You MUST DIY all your ski trips.


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16) you MUST drink 5 gallons of water per hour
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stoatsbrother, I thought it was just a joke/spoof thread. But like many spoofs it was so like the truth that people started to take it seriously. Or maybe it WAS serious and I misunderstood. Puzzled
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17) you MUST go to the loo at least 5 times per hour rolling eyes
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A serious one:
You MUST ski some of the less famous resorts. DOn't be blinkered by thinking you can only have a good time at a big name resort.
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1Cool You MUST appreciate Wengen if you go there.
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1Cool You MUST appreciate Wengen if you go there.
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You MUST NOT have a beer at lunch time or listen to an MP3 player whilst on the slopes.
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MUST take at least 3 ski holidays a year
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MUST go to the E0SB
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abc, Must get the train, even though it costs 3 times as much and takes 48 hours wink
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must/must not take lots of lessons
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If Driving across France you MUST have telepeage (yes really, you really really must, honest) Laughing
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One essential piece of kit is: an envelope (for stretching)
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Must always hire cars from the SWISS SIDE of Geneva airport (even if going to Canada).

Must always buy your snow chains at the Chambery hypermarket (even if going by train)
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Must not drink Jagermister out of ski instructors boot Shocked

Must not have just one more Mutzig for the road

Must have one more Mutzig for the road Toofy Grin

Must dring Jagermister our of ski instructors boot Toofy Grin
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You Must take the micky out of everyone you don't understand or disagree with Puzzled



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Trenmold, Laughing
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vetski wrote:
uktrailmonster, given the size of some of the bags people get away with as hand luggage, I still don't see that the airlines should have a problem with boots as hand luggage. One woman on the way back from Vienna last weekend had a bag overhead that I could have packed for 2 weeks skiing - and I don't pack light!


I know what you mean. But those max sized hand luggage bags you often see are just thin enough to fit sideways in a 737 overhead locker. Even if they do completely fill the space allocated for the entire row of passengers. But boot bags with a couple of size 10s are just that bit too wide to fit either way round. Easily solved if you simply remove 1 boot and store it seperately. Also not a problem if you have small feet.
Anyway some airlines, especially long haul, don't mind you carrying them eg. Air Canada.
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You MUST have an iPhone unless you play a lot of billiards Laughing
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I am sick of people telling me I need an Iphone If I want my music and phone to be a seperate utilities who are you to tell me otherwise Toofy Grin

You must find a channel on your walkie talkies that will not be overrun wiht Germans / Russians
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