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A snowHead
Hi again everyone, Mark Etting-Balloaks here. Well it's been a blinking good season as far as I can see (and like me, those of you beta-testing the new Whissa goggles can undoubtedly see more than most, hah hah!) - but we still have a whole bunch of moaning minnies wondering whether it's going to snow ever again and whether they should cancel their hard earned holidays.
So in the public interest (of course exploiting our leading edge data sampling technologies) Whissa Industries (suppliers of fine skiing kit to the country's Gentlefolk or indeed anyone who'll stump up the readies) have conducted a
s
eriously
s
cientific
s
urvey (3S) of the world's top models to see what they're predicting.
We are working on the groundbreaking
7S
but the turquoise to silver transition just isn't taking in the nano-factories.
So what do they think is going to happen to the snowpack??
Well, the
amazon
ian (but a pussycat really if you get to know her as well as, err, I have) Gisele Bundchen
clearly thinks the current Scorchio! weather is likely to continue - and frankly? if this is the sort of sight that's going to greet us around the pony tracks of Avoriaz, are we going to complain any possible lack of snow?
On the other hand, a definitely not-in-the-slightest-frigid Kate Moss
is clearly not only ready for the worst that Winter can through at her but is all set up for the Coconut club. Rock on babe, and no, you can't have that one, it's mine.
And just to get us off the fence, here's one model who's convinced the season isn't over yet
So there we have it. Conclusive evidence that (super)models can't make accurate weather forecasts. Funnily enough, over anything longer than a few days neither can weather models. So it's probably not a good idea to cancel the family holiday just cos the GFS has gone a little warm on you...
P.S. the thread title is quite accurate. While the lovelies aren't making perfect forecasts, they are making forecasts perfectly. In my little black book anyway.
Obviously
A snowHead
isn't a real person
Obviously
A snowHead
isn't a real person
So, Mark, when "Snowforecast" is predicting huge dumps of snow one minute and huge lashings of rain the next, we could consider this a "blonde moment"?
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Poster: A snowHead
clearly thinks the current Scorchio! weather is likely to continue - and frankly? if this is the sort of sight that's going to greet us around the pony tracks of Avoriaz, are we going to complain any possible lack of snow?
is clearly not only ready for the worst that Winter can through at her but is all set up for the Coconut club. Rock on babe, and no, you can't have that one, it's mine.
